YOU MIGHT BE ADDICTED TO WATCHING PORN IF……
1. You wake up after sleeping for two hours. You have been up watching and playing with yourself for the past two nights. You realise you are tired, but you still put another video on and want to play again knowing you are going to be exhausted later.
2. You start to think about a scene after seeing someone who kind-of reminds you of a girl you saw in a video while standing in a checkout line at the store. You can’t wait to get home to find the clip you thought of.
3. Instead of going outside on a really nice day, you procrastinate by watching a video. Yes…you end up playing with yourself.
4. When you find somebody you can talk to about porn…somebody that knows the names of the actresses you like…you get way too excited and make them think you are crazy.
5. You chose roommates because they are cool with your porn habit. You decide to watch a clip with them (as a test) and find that you can name the movie it came from or the studio that produced it.
6. When you are talking to someone and they mention a first name and they have trouble coming up with the last name, you blurt out the last name of a porn star (i.e. Tracy Lindsay or Dakota Skye). When you realize you just gutted yourself, you hope nobody noticed and want to curl up in a ball with a video.
7. If you watch porn with friends, you notice 10 hours have passed. You haven’t eaten and all you want to do is get something fast so you can get back to watching porn and playing.
8. You go to download a video and notice that you need more space because you have downloaded so many things that you didn’t realise.
9. After noticing what happened in number 8 above, you promise yourself that you are going to categorise all your videos.
10. After making the promise in number 9 above, you end up watching a few of your favourites and playing with yourself and don’t care you just blew the chance to categorise them again.
11. You find beauty in the clips and movies you watch. You try to explain it to people and they stop listening.
12. When you read erotica or look at pictures, you wonder who would star in the movie you want to direct.
13. You realise you almost always are one of the people in the video you are watching.
14. When talking to friends, you try to sneak things into conversations about watching porn to see if you can find someone else to talk to about it.
15. Someone catches your eye and you realise you have a good idea what she looks like naked because you have see someone built like her while watching……..you guessed it…..PORN!
16. You know you are addicted to watching porn when....you start to recognise sets. You see the same set used for a completely different scene or film.
17. After watching a video and imagining you're the star in your mind, you tell people you would have done it better than the actress in the video lol Fab post hun!
After writing these down, I was almost crying with my GF about it we were laughing so hard.
Hope this made you smile and laugh along with me. I know I’m not alone!
There are so many more I could add to this! Please feel free to add more in comments :-)
2. You start to think about a scene after seeing someone who kind-of reminds you of a girl you saw in a video while standing in a checkout line at the store. You can’t wait to get home to find the clip you thought of.
3. Instead of going outside on a really nice day, you procrastinate by watching a video. Yes…you end up playing with yourself.
4. When you find somebody you can talk to about porn…somebody that knows the names of the actresses you like…you get way too excited and make them think you are crazy.
5. You chose roommates because they are cool with your porn habit. You decide to watch a clip with them (as a test) and find that you can name the movie it came from or the studio that produced it.
6. When you are talking to someone and they mention a first name and they have trouble coming up with the last name, you blurt out the last name of a porn star (i.e. Tracy Lindsay or Dakota Skye). When you realize you just gutted yourself, you hope nobody noticed and want to curl up in a ball with a video.
7. If you watch porn with friends, you notice 10 hours have passed. You haven’t eaten and all you want to do is get something fast so you can get back to watching porn and playing.
8. You go to download a video and notice that you need more space because you have downloaded so many things that you didn’t realise.
9. After noticing what happened in number 8 above, you promise yourself that you are going to categorise all your videos.
10. After making the promise in number 9 above, you end up watching a few of your favourites and playing with yourself and don’t care you just blew the chance to categorise them again.
11. You find beauty in the clips and movies you watch. You try to explain it to people and they stop listening.
12. When you read erotica or look at pictures, you wonder who would star in the movie you want to direct.
13. You realise you almost always are one of the people in the video you are watching.
14. When talking to friends, you try to sneak things into conversations about watching porn to see if you can find someone else to talk to about it.
15. Someone catches your eye and you realise you have a good idea what she looks like naked because you have see someone built like her while watching……..you guessed it…..PORN!
16. You know you are addicted to watching porn when....you start to recognise sets. You see the same set used for a completely different scene or film.
17. After watching a video and imagining you're the star in your mind, you tell people you would have done it better than the actress in the video lol Fab post hun!
After writing these down, I was almost crying with my GF about it we were laughing so hard.
Hope this made you smile and laugh along with me. I know I’m not alone!
There are so many more I could add to this! Please feel free to add more in comments :-)
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2) you search for special 13A UK plug sockets beside the bed because it proves it was filmed in UK and it's possible that the lady in the queue which you fancied might just be the featured star of the video.
3) You keep pushing boundaries of what youl like and 'save for watching later' but never do.