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talldarknhorny89
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If you have me as a friend, add my old profile

It's talldarknhairy. I had to set up this one because the old one messed up but it's working again now. I'll mainly be using the talldarknhairy profile from now on and might be deleting this one soon. It's too much hassle trying to manage two profiles, but I don't want to lose any of you. I hope to chat to you all soon ;-)
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "The Sophomore"
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "6 year old account"
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "5 year old account"
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "4 year old account"
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Lately, my hands they don't feel like mine 
My eyes been stung with dust 
I'm blind 
Held you in my arms one time 
Lost you just the same 
Jolene 
I ain't about to go straight 
It's too late 
I found myself face-down in a ditch 
on my hair, b***d on my lips 
A picture of you, holding a picture of me 
In the  pocket of my blue jeans 
Still don't know what love means 
Still don't know what love means 
Been so long since I seen your face 
Or felt a part of this human race 
I've been living out of this here suitcase for way too long 
A man needs something he can hold onto 
Nine-pound hammer or a woman like you 
Either one of them things will do 
Jolene 
I ain't about to go straight 
It's too late 
I found myself face down in a ditch 
in my hair, b***d on my lips 
A picture of you, holding a picture of me In the pocket of my blue jeans 
Still don't know what love means 
Still don't know what love means 
[Ray LaMontagne - Jolene]                        
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Spamming Pornhub with song lyrics since 2016 - but at least I'm not begging for money

I've been out walking 
I don't do too much talking these days 
These days 
These days I seem to think a lot 
About the things that I forgot to do 
And all the times I had the chance to 
I've stopped my rambling 
I don't do too much gambling these days 
These days 
These days I seem to think about 
How all these changes came about my way 
And I wonder if I'd see another 
Highway 
I had a lover 
I don't think I'd risk another these days
These days 
I've stopped my dreaming 
I won't do too much scheming these days 
These days 
These days I sit on cornerstones 
And count the time in quarter tones to ten 
Please don't confront me with my failures 
I had not forgotten them 
[Jackson Browne - These Days]                        
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "1 year old account "
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odblokował/a nowe osiągnięcie: "The Squire"
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I've said it before but I feel compelled to state it again

American English really fucks with my head. What the fuck did you lot do with this language? I realise pornhub isn't a fair reflection of wider American society but Christ - it's painful to read sometimes. Writing proper sentences and mastering basic grammar isn't hard. A bit of effort goes a long way...
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I understand. I'm all American, but I recognize when language has been brutalized. Not a pretty sight. I appreciate your attention to word choice, it's quite sexy.
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6 lat temu
I've Enjoyed Reading your various Posts/Rants XD They have given me a few good laughs (No Disrespect To Your Opinions)
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Stop asking for my money. I don't add any women or couples who are on here specifically to make money. If you never read any of my posts and try to add me just to get more views/subscribers then I'll instantly block you. I read every profile of everyone who tries to add me. If you're not genuine, honest and open-minded, please delete me as a friend if I somehow added you in the first place. You'll be saving your time and mine. Thank you.
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I'm generally quite an open-minded and non-judgemental person, but...

Breast implants are so fucking nasty. It has to be said... Your breasts are beautiful as they are ladies, whether they're big or small, perky or pendulous. Every pair of tits is different and no two pairs are the same. There is no such thing as ugly natural breasts in my opinion. Whereas 99% of fake ones turn me off like a light switch. I wish more people and more men in particular felt this way. I long to love in a world where women aren't made to feel ashamed of their bodies or to feel like surgery is the solution to an imaginary problem. Natural is sexy. Stop aspiring to look like pornstars - try to celebrate difference instead, it's what makes you unique.
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Truth hurts

So many people on here say they only have sex with people of the same race as them, or wouldn't ever have sex with someone of a diffent race. If that sounds like you, then frankly you're a fucking idiot. It's cutting your nose off to spite your face...
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Let me know how much you charge for skype shows or premium snapchat

I'll log-in to my paypal account and transfer you over a donation to the value of FUCK OFF YOU SILLY CUNT I'M BLOCKING YOU.
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If you want to know what really turns me off

It's one word answers. Making the effort to type out a genuine, detailed comment, question or answer only to get a response like 'lol', 'yea', or 'mmm' shrinks my cock faster than a naked run in sub-zero temperatures. You've been warned. If you're the kind of woman who can't really be bothered making the effort to hold a conversation and you only want endless attention... Then please, don't bother adding me in the first place. I waste too much time here. I try to respond to everyone but I'm slowly losing interest due to all the lazy/boring/unimaginaive people here.                
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I know it's a one-word answer, but it conveys much more: "Exactly."
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Will someone please make it stop??

The Royal Family is not Britain and Britain is not the Royal Family. All these tragic patheticunts do not represent me. I'm a citizen not a subject.
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I don't mean to sound vulgar here - and I will - but...

All I want in the whole wide world is a nice girl who[m] I can occasionally stick my dick in .. Why is it so hard? [Life, not my penis. My penis has more or less given up, it must really hate me]    
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Here's a fun game for women and men everywhere...

Describe your genitals in five words or fewer. GO!
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To honesty!

The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems...
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Informacje

** I had an old profile with the name talldarknhairy but it messed up for some reason. So if you had me as a friend - or even if you didn't - feel free to add me here. ** I'm horny more often than not and very open-minded when it comes to sex. I always love to swap pics and videos, and I'm also open to meeting up with a like-minded person or people if you're close enough. I don't bite so feel free to add me - whether you want to share details or just chat about nothing in particular.... My email is [email protected] if you'd prefer to get in touch that way.

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