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This is my little corner where I can watch my favourite sex and seriously apply myself to a rigorous daily masturbation regime.

Occasionally I find myself with Priapism and erections which simply refuse to subside. I once took three days off work simply to have a masturbation festival and wank myself silly. I felt much better when I eventually returned to work. People even said that I had lost a little weight. So hey...?

I recently went on holiday to the wilds of Argyll and there was no Internet. I thought I was going to die from lack of XHamster and the serious backing-up of my semen glands. Once I got back to civilisation I spent 48 hours in a spiralling porn vortex and am now fully recovered and all my regular wanking is back to normal.