So you want to meet us in person...

As some of you may know, we used to run a tumblr blog. When tumblr ran off all the porn blogs, we were up to over 12,000 followers. As it grew, we had tons and tons of people asking to meet for a playdate. We didn't have the time to idly chat with everyone who messages us on there (or on here either) so we try to answer peoples questions or acknowledge compliments and we try to say hi back to the locals who message us. It got to the point on tumblr and has on here now, where I finally put together an FAQ so we could just direct people there. Here's the deal, we (as in SHE) is very picky about who she gets naked with. We've been doing this long enough that we kind of have a process, so we put it all in a file so people could go read exactly what she needs to make a decision on whether to meet someone in person, usually for coffee or a drink so we can get to know you before she even decides if she's going to sleep with someone. She also pretty much never gets on here (and rarely on tumblr) to actually chat with people so we ask that you put it in an email. Since we've started developing more of a following on here, we've started getting similar requests, so we put a link the FAQ file in our profile. To make it simple for everyone though, here is the relevant part of that file.

For reference, our email address is rl_couple at yahoo.com. Since she actually reads those, feel free to send her fan mail there if you enjoy the videos and if you're local to us...read on.

If you are a single male:
Can I fuck your wife is by FAR, the most common question we get. I suppose it’s understandable considering that most of our videos and pics are of the wife with guys who she isn’t married to. While we do occasionally invite single males to play with us, it is far more common for us to play with other couples (we have a great group of couples that we invite over for orgies from time to time - they know about us posting here but unless they ask me to post pics, you won’t see any posts of them in here). That said, on the occasions that we choose to play with single men, we often find that we are almost overwhelmed with volunteers to join. We did not start posting online to meet play partners, and while we don’t rule out the possibility of someone from here getting invited in, the fact is that we meet most guys through couplestouch.com or swinglifestyle.com or less often through sites like doublelist or apps.

BUT…there’s always a but, for those of you who are serious or who wonder how we find guys to play with, I’ll lay it out for you. For single guys looking to play with couples, these are probably some good general guidelines to use for any situation where you are trying to become some couples third.

Basic non negotiable requirements for single males - You must:
1. Be a non smoker
2. Be over 28 and under ~50
3. Be very well hung and love to eat pussy
4. Be someone who the wife finds attractive
5. Be clean and smell good and clean shaven or mostly clean shaven
6. Love BBW
7. Be cool with photos and video being taken (we are VERY discreet about how they are used)
8. Be free of d**gs (other than 420 or alcohol) and diseases and sober when we meet you
9. Be respectful of both of us, our relationship, and our privacy and if we tell you get out, get your shit and leave nicely
10. KNOW YOUR PLACE - if you get invited to play with us (or most couples), know that the situation is all about her pleasure, that means that you better like eating pussy and you better be able to fuck her like she wants to be fucked and last longer than 30 seconds. Also, don't expect her to sit and suck your dick the whole time (or even very long for that matter) especially if you've barely touched her pussy or barely made her cum. You are there to please her, not the other way around. Which leads to…
11. KNOW YOURSELF - if you are a first timer or really nervous about things or don’t think you can perform in front of other people, you need to let us know so we can either deal with the situation or make the choice to move on to someone else.
12. Live nearby or in a city that we like to visit for other reasons. Living in Texas, Austin, San Antonio, and Dallas are cities we commonly visit. Outside the state, we have been known to pop up in New Orleans, Chicago, Denver, New York, and Las Vegas from time to time.

Negotiable items - We’d like it if you:
1. are bi or bi freindly
2. have similar interests, etc (we tend to like longer term folks if we can get them)
3. are experienced in the lifestyle

Since there are so many single guys who want to be thirds (or fourths, fifths, etc), you need to realize that, to use the economics term, you are working with a “saturated market”. Dick is a dime a dozen, and I don’t care how big and special you think yours is, there’s plenty of them out there. Therefore, you have to get our (i.e. her) attention. As I stated earlier, we have, and still occasionally do, use doublelist or apps to meet single men for her. A single ad will generate dozens of responses. Most of them get deleted with only a brief glance when I see that they are only a picture of someones dick or some poorly worded one line response along the lines of “u want this dick” without her even seeing them. In fact, if you use “u” instead of “you”, I won’t show them to her because it just dries up her pussy. She (and I’m guessing I can speak for most couples in similar situations) likes a well worded and thorough response with proper grammar and punctuation. If you take the time to craft a well worded and thought out response, then, by our thinking, you’ll take the time to truly try to satisfy her and help us fulfil the fantasies that are the reason you are invited along in the first place. Also, don’t make us ask for pictures because we probably won’t and while the well worded response is an attention getter, there has to be physical attraction on her part as well.

So to sum it up:
1. Meet our non negotiable requirements
2. Craft a well written introductory email (to [email protected]) telling us a bit about you and what you bring to the table and why we should pick you to join us. Use proper spelling, grammar, and punctuation and above all, be honest with us. Don’t forget to include pics (G and X rated are good and your discretion is assured).
3. Be ready to take no for an answer and don’t bug us if you don’t hear from us. While I’d like to say I politely decline everyone, the fact is, I just don’t have the time, so if you don’t hear back from us, you can safely assume that we are not interested.


If you're a couple:
Mostly, we apply the same basic rules as we do to single males, but we aren’t as stringent. We would love to find a nearby couple to hang out with more (and join our little orgy group). If you post your own pics and live in the Houston area, definitely get in touch with us if you’d like to go to dinner and talk about how much fun it is to be amateur porn stars.

Either way, get in touch and we will see what we can work out.