My Jerking Off to Porn in Public Fetish

In addition to all my private Bate Caves over the years, I've jerked off to porn in public for DECADES.
Back in the 70s - long before the internet, long before VHS tapes or DVDs even - I used to goon to porn movies in the old Pussycat adult theater chain in Calif. I would always go there wearing my painfully cliched - but very functional - tan raincoat which I had altered by cutting holes in the pockets so I could reach my cock and stroke. I'd leave immediately after cumming.

In the 80s, I'd go to dirty book stores in Hollywood and jerk off to primitive, grainy clips in their booths, which STUNK of cum and piss. Not sure if that fully qualifies as public masturbation, but it's close enough. One time I unwittingly made a mess in my light khaki pants and walked out of the store in broad daylight onto Hollywood Blvd. where a passerby IMMEDIATELY spotted the huge cum stains and CRACKED THE FUCK UP. I was humiliated, but after getting back into my nearby car, cracked up myself.

In the early 90s, I took a friend one time up to the Mitchell Bros Theater in SF, which featured a room with teasing whores in glass booths encouraging us pervs to blow our loads all over the clear glass. We did - in spades - and they would pretend to lick it up. It was soo fucking hot.

About that same time, I found a place in North Hollywood which had the same setup and sometimes featured Porn Stars. I remember blowing loads to stars of that era like Kaitlyn Ashley. She'd be behind a clear glass wall playing with herself, pretending to suck me, and I would just COAT that motherfucking glass with my thick jizz, which would slide down to the floor.

In the late 90s, I developed this heavy fetish about jerking off in my car in CHURCH parking lots n LA's San Fernando - aka Porn - Valley. I had several of them I would regularly defile with my portable DVD player and stack of porn DVDs. Blasphemy is hot, let's face it. Blew countless loads that way, sometimes permanently staining my dashboard. Never got caught once. That's what those churches got for being in Porn Valley, porn being the one TRUE religion..

About that same time, I also used to jerk off in my black BMW at homeless encampments. Just blatantly do it right in front of those motherfuckers. Their misery and my porno privilege got me off SOOO good. I'm deeply depraved that way.

I've also jerked off in the bathrooms of just about every job I've ever had. Back in the 80s, I used to go to work with a huge fucking stack of cum-stained glossy porn mags in my briefcase and put them to good use. More recently, I have my tablet for the same purpose. Again, never got caught, but obviously have to be more careful these high-tech days.

The closest I ever got to being busted was the time I gooned in a public bathroom in an office building I didn't work in, but was just visiting with my ever-present stack of jag rags. I thought I was in there by myself, but the second I cam, a hand reached into my stall from underneath the stall next to mine.

Without a word, I zippered up and got the fuck out of there LOL.