The Wonders of Porn ;)
The worst and saddest feeling about watching porn is when you spent time laying out 10-15 tabs of your favorite porn scenes, hoping to go through all of them but nut on the 3rd scene.... You then accept the fact that you failed and tried to move on with your life, but you came to your senses and realized that you just nutted to an ugly bitch who's the most likable thing about her was her ass. So you refused to take that L and reopened those 9-14 tabs because you wanna make things right. After a 30 minutes break of regenerating semen, you decide to go back at it. You beat scene 1, then 2, then the THE 3rd!, THE FOURTH!!!...you're on fire, you feel unstoppable. You feel like you can take those 14 scenes down easy. But at the beginning of the 5th scene you collapsed. But you don't worry cause there's a bad bitch in this scene, so you said fuck these other 4-9 tabs, I'm just gon nut. You finally nut, but you quickly tried to hold it back and push the nut back in because the camera is suddenly fixed on the guy's hairy ass. You tried to rewind it back to the girl but your weak ass left hand keeps fumbling with the mouse. By the time the girl is in view, it's already been too late. Now that you got two of the worst orgasms in a row, you said fuck it and closed all 10 tabs 1 by 1 with a struggling left hand. Your right hand is still holding your oozing cock and it's completely covered in cum. You then go to the bathroom to clean yourself up. While in there, you caught a quick glimpse of yourself in the mirror.. Looking ashamed and depressed af you ask yourself, "Wtf am I doing with my life?" Finally, you rinse your dick in the sink and went back to the bedroom to sleep in the shape of an L.
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