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Jane and Arlene are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. Jane pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking. Arlene: What in the hell is that? Jane: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet. Arlene: Where did you get it? Jane: You can get them at any pharmacy. The next day, Arlene hobbles herself into the local pharmacy and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms. The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is, after all, over 80 years of age), b… Baca lagi

As you probably know if you have read my previous blogs, I absolutely adore the feeling of Cum being injected into any of my natural body orifices. That feeling is so powerful, that in itself can make me orgasm with no other type of stimulation. The… Baca lagi

As far as I remember, since I had the discomfort and soreness of growing breast buds and nothing but a few strands of hair in my pubes, I have been seeking sex with men constantly. I cannot even imagine the number of men who have been inside one or all of my natural orifices and who have released their procreative juices inside me. https://67.media.tumblr.com/6657b32e6ff07dd5086… Baca lagi

A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. He seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. The case came up in court. The Judge asked the man (about 20 years old) what he had to say for himself. The man replied... "Well your Honor, it was like this: When the lady got on the bus, I couldn't help but notice her condition. She sat under a sweets sign th… Baca lagi

When Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet, he asked about using one of the pills. The son said, "I don't think you should take one Dad; they're very strong and very expensive." "How much?" asked Grandpa. "$10. a pill," answered the son. "I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd still like to try one, and before we leave in the morning, I'll put the money under the pillow." Later the next morning, the son found $110 under the pillow. He called Grandpa and said, "I told you each pill was $10, not $110. "I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma!" ★ℒℴѵℯ★ℒℴѵℯ… Baca lagi

Becky and Molly are sitting in their condo in Fort Lauderdale,Becky says you are not going to believe this there is a good looking guy just moved in he is a widower,and is looking for a good woman,and her friend says really,i would like to meet him and go out with him,so Molly said wait,i went out with him last night,let me tell you all about it,i got a new gorgeous dress,he came on time,he brought me flowers,we walked down stairs to a limo waiting,he opened the door,we went to the finest restaurant,i looked beautiful in my new dress,he bought the best champagne the best dinner,so i invited hi… Baca lagi

Sam goes into Macy's to the lingerie dept were he meets the lady sales assistant,my wife has sent me in for a Jewish bra size 34B and she says that you would know what i meant.and the sales lady looks at him and says,boy its been a long time since anyone has asked me for a Jewish bra,i usually get asked for a Catholic bra,or a Salvation bra,or a presbyterian bra,so he looks at her kind of funny and says whats the difference,to which she replies,well a Catholic bra supports the masses,the Salvation bra uplifts the downtrodden,and the Presbyterian bra keeps them staunch and upright,right then he… Baca lagi