Masturbation Quiz
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The Masturbation Quiz.
My answers to the masturbation quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 60+
At what age did you start masturbating? don't remember, probably about 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? usually once
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Usually once. Came twice a few times. Came 3 times once or twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? often
In the shower? sometimes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? Yes
At work? many years ago
Every room in the house? no
In a car while traveling along the interstate? once
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? occasionally
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? not really
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? usually
A past lover? rarely
What position do you play in:
On your back? often
Standing? sometimes
Kneeling? haven't tried that
Sitting? occasionally
Lying on tummy? rarely
How do you play:
With left hand? I play with my balls with my left hand and my cock with my right hand.
With right hand? yes
With a toy? rarely
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Yes.
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? Sometimes.
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? some gay, not really into 2 women
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes!
Cumshots? Yes! What's the point of watching porn if there's no cum shot.
Age play? some
S&M? No.
Role playing? some
Kinky? depends - some
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? no
Masturbated for a man/woman? occasionally
Masturbated for the same sex? used to jerk off with friends years ago
Masturbated in a group? more often with one other guy. occasionally a small group, usually 2 or 3
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? occasionally
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no, sex should be fun, not painful
Shaved or furry:
Do you shave? I've shaved everything a few times over the years, everyone should try it at least once. My wife prefers hair, so I compromise - I shave my balls - I enjoy shaving them and I love the way they feel. They feel better shaved when being played with or being licked and sucked on. I also make sure there's no hair on my shaft. I let the fur grow above everything, but I do keep it trimmed so it looks nicer, to me anyway. Except for my head, pits, and crotch, I'm not a particularly hairy man.
Do you prefer your mate/significant other/playmate shaved? I don't really care, my wife likes to be furry and that's OK with me. As for looking at porn, I like the shaved look on both men and women if they are young. I think 'matures' look better with hair
Final questions:
Do you eat your cum? sure - not on a regular basis, but I've eaten my own cum on a number of occasions. When I was young I could put my feet over my head and shoot directly into my mouth, but I can't do that anymore. I have shot my load on cookies and ate them and cum in wine and orange juice and drank it down (yum!). I've also cum on my wife and licked it off. I also eat most of my pre-cum. It tastes like sugar-water, sweet. Yum!
Do you like the taste of your cum? Like? ummm, it's OK, not sure I'd go as far as to say I love it
When was the last time you masturbated? about a week ago
Are you wet or hard now? not really. Maybe a little, but not hard enough for sex
Are you going to masturbate now? no, hoping to have fun with the wife tonight.
Are you a masturbation addict? no - but I do enjoy it and do it fairly regularly to prevent (and sometimes cure) blue balls
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? never really thought about it - not really, I guess
Can you pass the toilet paper tube test? Are you serious? YES!
Length? Seriously? A TP tube is about 4" long. Yes, I know there are some little dicked guys out there but I'll bet 95% can pass the length test
Width? Yes A TP tube is about 1 5/8" in diameter. I can just squeeze into a 1 3/4" cock ring. I'm too big for a tube when hard
The Masturbation Quiz.
My answers to the masturbation quiz
Are you male or female? Male
Age? 60+
At what age did you start masturbating? don't remember, probably about 12
How many times a week do you masturbate? usually once
How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Usually once. Came twice a few times. Came 3 times once or twice
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? often
In the shower? sometimes
In the bath? no
Outdoors? Yes
At work? many years ago
Every room in the house? no
In a car while traveling along the interstate? once
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? sometimes
A friend? occasionally
A friend's spouse? no
A stranger? not really
A co-worker? no
A member of the same sex? sometimes
A member of the opposite sex? usually
A past lover? rarely
What position do you play in:
On your back? often
Standing? sometimes
Kneeling? haven't tried that
Sitting? occasionally
Lying on tummy? rarely
How do you play:
With left hand? I play with my balls with my left hand and my cock with my right hand.
With right hand? yes
With a toy? rarely
With water from bath? no
Written erotica? sometimes
Pictures? sometimes
Movie clips online? yes
Videos? yes
Something on TV? no
What is your favorite porn:
Pictures of naked or semi naked women? Yes.
Pictures of naked or semi naked men? Sometimes.
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? some gay, not really into 2 women
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes!
Cumshots? Yes! What's the point of watching porn if there's no cum shot.
Age play? some
S&M? No.
Role playing? some
Kinky? depends - some
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? No
A chat room dialogue? No
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? no
Masturbated for a man/woman? occasionally
Masturbated for the same sex? used to jerk off with friends years ago
Masturbated in a group? more often with one other guy. occasionally a small group, usually 2 or 3
Masturbated for a photo? no
Masturbated for a webcam? no
Masturbated for a video? no
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? no
Insert something or play with your ass? occasionally
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? no
Use pain as a method of playing? no, sex should be fun, not painful
Shaved or furry:
Do you shave? I've shaved everything a few times over the years, everyone should try it at least once. My wife prefers hair, so I compromise - I shave my balls - I enjoy shaving them and I love the way they feel. They feel better shaved when being played with or being licked and sucked on. I also make sure there's no hair on my shaft. I let the fur grow above everything, but I do keep it trimmed so it looks nicer, to me anyway. Except for my head, pits, and crotch, I'm not a particularly hairy man.
Do you prefer your mate/significant other/playmate shaved? I don't really care, my wife likes to be furry and that's OK with me. As for looking at porn, I like the shaved look on both men and women if they are young. I think 'matures' look better with hair
Final questions:
Do you eat your cum? sure - not on a regular basis, but I've eaten my own cum on a number of occasions. When I was young I could put my feet over my head and shoot directly into my mouth, but I can't do that anymore. I have shot my load on cookies and ate them and cum in wine and orange juice and drank it down (yum!). I've also cum on my wife and licked it off. I also eat most of my pre-cum. It tastes like sugar-water, sweet. Yum!
Do you like the taste of your cum? Like? ummm, it's OK, not sure I'd go as far as to say I love it
When was the last time you masturbated? about a week ago
Are you wet or hard now? not really. Maybe a little, but not hard enough for sex
Are you going to masturbate now? no, hoping to have fun with the wife tonight.
Are you a masturbation addict? no - but I do enjoy it and do it fairly regularly to prevent (and sometimes cure) blue balls
Does it turn you on to talk about masturbation? never really thought about it - not really, I guess
Can you pass the toilet paper tube test? Are you serious? YES!
Length? Seriously? A TP tube is about 4" long. Yes, I know there are some little dicked guys out there but I'll bet 95% can pass the length test
Width? Yes A TP tube is about 1 5/8" in diameter. I can just squeeze into a 1 3/4" cock ring. I'm too big for a tube when hard
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