Church of consenting adults
Church of Consenting Adults (+Sermons)
"Do no harm... but have fun and be thyself."
IT'S OFFICIAL...
I am an Ordained Minister! Ordained by the same organization as Lady Gaga, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Paul McCartney, Conan O'Brian, Steven Colbert and Sir Richard Branson... and now, me.
Now I can:
a. Legally officiate weddings across the United States ($250 donation + travel expenses for any of my free-thinking and sexually liberated followers. My $250 fee will be waived for any naturists or swingers planning to marry or renew their vows. Minimum attendance policy applies.)
b. Impress my friends, family, and peers with my new official status (They're going to wet themselves laughing.)
c. Expand my career as a minister / professional officiant
Okay, this is how it will work:
1. Sins shall be forgiven immediately during and after orgasm by shouting, "Oh, God!" three times.
2. Confessions shall be held in strict confidence. (Ohhh, this is going to be fun.)
3. Services will be held here at Xhamster, day and night, 24/7.
4. Sermons can be accessed by using the SEARCH tab at the top of your page.
(for example, today's sermon might be "teens cum covered braces", tomorrows
might be "cuckold amateurs", etc.) Feel free to search both "photos" and "videos"
for inspirational content.
5. Never stray too far from Xhamster because "This is the place". (My Utah and
LDS friends will know what I mean by that.)
I have also secured the domain names for "ChurchOfConsentingAdults.org" and .com
Also, in keeping up with my fellow televangelists, I'll be needing my own private jet and a huge
mansion in Beverly Hills. I'll show those judgmental asses what a more forward-thinking ministry is.
I'll keep the flock updated as we progress. Until then, keep worshiping 24/7 right here
at Xhamster.com, our place of worship. And keep checking back to this page for
your daily sermon (just below).
Feel free to "FAVORITE" this posting to help spread the word, and enjoy thyself, while loving thy neighbor(s).
Thanks,
Minister Steve
TODAY'S SERMONS:
Friday
Today's Sermon: "Would she be welcome in the Catholic Church?" Well, everyone is welcome to serve others
in the Church of Consenting Adults.
http://xhamster.com/videos/sexy-tranny-anita-nun-bareback-fucking-2280707
Saturday
Today's Sermon: "What is beauty?" Most cultures have their own definitions of beauty. I believe the perfectly
symmetrical face, perfectly shaped eyes, perfect hair, great tits and the sensual stroking of a full cock just waiting
to explode makes the ultimate definition of "beauty".
http://xhamster.com/videos/asian-girl-precum-and-bodyshot-8359074
Sunday
Today's Sermon: "Just get it out of your system before the wedding". Generally, I believe that "getting anything
out of your system" usually has the reverse effect, and causes you to crave it more. This bride just wants to
share her feelings before the wedding with her husband. I'm just sad that they didn't invite the Minister (me).
http://xhamster.com/videos/perverse-bride-2441135
Monday
Today's Sermon: "Self sucking". All I know is that if I could do this, I'd never leave the house
and I'd never get anything else done. And I've tried, ever since I was a k**. The best I could ever do
is give myself a nice facial.
http://xhamster.com/videos/boy-self-sucks-cums-inside-mouth-8941945
Tuesday
Today's Sermon: "Where do they get these wonderful toys?"
http://xhamster.com/videos/sof-4-man-figure-bukkake-sarashiki-tateshina-8291781
Wednesday
Today's Sermon: "Cute young female anatomy lesson via webcam". Enough said.
http://xhamster.com/videos/magnifique-jeune-amatrice-masturbation-exhibition-9297104
Thursday
Today's Sermon: "Sex Ed, at home or in the schools?" Here's a compilation of home schooling by not Mom, not Dad, not Brother, not Sister and not Uncles.
http://xhamster.com/videos/family-cumshot-compilation-8622691
Friday
Today's Sermon: "Another perspective" from the home-teaching point of view from little Alyssa,
who thinks that Sex Ed should be a family affair.
http://xhamster.com/videos/sb3-alyssa-loves-her-fucking-relatives-5965003
... and to be fair, here's a "vintage" perspective from the public schools (in Germany).
http://xhamster.com/videos/tutoring-young-schoolgirls-9636298
Saturday
Today's Sermon: "Love is in the air". It's almost wedding season and this is the exact type of
wedding I specialize in. Here's to the Bride, the Groom and the entire wedding party. CHEERS!
http://xhamster.com/videos/retro-wedding-orgy-5509968
Sunday
Today's Sermon: "Music videos and glory holes". There is no better hymn, so let's all sing along to
"I'm missin' you like candy".
http://xhamster.com/videos/gloryhole-compilation-47824
Sunday Bonus Feature
Today's Bonus Sermon: "The Confessional". We all need to confess our sins to God (and to me, please).
http://xhamster.com/videos/confessional-8986293
CONFESS YOUR SINS BELOW (IN THE COMMENTS). I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD MIND.
Okay, I'll start with MY confession... I've sinned by sucking off many of my best friends, while having sex with their wives. But I don't really think that's a sin, given the "Consenting Adults" part of our church. Okay, on many occasions I've shared my wife with my friends and quite a few acquaintances, but I don't consider that really wrong, either.
God, this is going to be tough.
"Do no harm... but have fun and be thyself."
IT'S OFFICIAL...
I am an Ordained Minister! Ordained by the same organization as Lady Gaga, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, Paul McCartney, Conan O'Brian, Steven Colbert and Sir Richard Branson... and now, me.
Now I can:
a. Legally officiate weddings across the United States ($250 donation + travel expenses for any of my free-thinking and sexually liberated followers. My $250 fee will be waived for any naturists or swingers planning to marry or renew their vows. Minimum attendance policy applies.)
b. Impress my friends, family, and peers with my new official status (They're going to wet themselves laughing.)
c. Expand my career as a minister / professional officiant
Okay, this is how it will work:
1. Sins shall be forgiven immediately during and after orgasm by shouting, "Oh, God!" three times.
2. Confessions shall be held in strict confidence. (Ohhh, this is going to be fun.)
3. Services will be held here at Xhamster, day and night, 24/7.
4. Sermons can be accessed by using the SEARCH tab at the top of your page.
(for example, today's sermon might be "teens cum covered braces", tomorrows
might be "cuckold amateurs", etc.) Feel free to search both "photos" and "videos"
for inspirational content.
5. Never stray too far from Xhamster because "This is the place". (My Utah and
LDS friends will know what I mean by that.)
I have also secured the domain names for "ChurchOfConsentingAdults.org" and .com
Also, in keeping up with my fellow televangelists, I'll be needing my own private jet and a huge
mansion in Beverly Hills. I'll show those judgmental asses what a more forward-thinking ministry is.
I'll keep the flock updated as we progress. Until then, keep worshiping 24/7 right here
at Xhamster.com, our place of worship. And keep checking back to this page for
your daily sermon (just below).
Feel free to "FAVORITE" this posting to help spread the word, and enjoy thyself, while loving thy neighbor(s).
Thanks,
Minister Steve
TODAY'S SERMONS:
Friday
Today's Sermon: "Would she be welcome in the Catholic Church?" Well, everyone is welcome to serve others
in the Church of Consenting Adults.
http://xhamster.com/videos/sexy-tranny-anita-nun-bareback-fucking-2280707
Saturday
Today's Sermon: "What is beauty?" Most cultures have their own definitions of beauty. I believe the perfectly
symmetrical face, perfectly shaped eyes, perfect hair, great tits and the sensual stroking of a full cock just waiting
to explode makes the ultimate definition of "beauty".
http://xhamster.com/videos/asian-girl-precum-and-bodyshot-8359074
Sunday
Today's Sermon: "Just get it out of your system before the wedding". Generally, I believe that "getting anything
out of your system" usually has the reverse effect, and causes you to crave it more. This bride just wants to
share her feelings before the wedding with her husband. I'm just sad that they didn't invite the Minister (me).
http://xhamster.com/videos/perverse-bride-2441135
Monday
Today's Sermon: "Self sucking". All I know is that if I could do this, I'd never leave the house
and I'd never get anything else done. And I've tried, ever since I was a k**. The best I could ever do
is give myself a nice facial.
http://xhamster.com/videos/boy-self-sucks-cums-inside-mouth-8941945
Tuesday
Today's Sermon: "Where do they get these wonderful toys?"
http://xhamster.com/videos/sof-4-man-figure-bukkake-sarashiki-tateshina-8291781
Wednesday
Today's Sermon: "Cute young female anatomy lesson via webcam". Enough said.
http://xhamster.com/videos/magnifique-jeune-amatrice-masturbation-exhibition-9297104
Thursday
Today's Sermon: "Sex Ed, at home or in the schools?" Here's a compilation of home schooling by not Mom, not Dad, not Brother, not Sister and not Uncles.
http://xhamster.com/videos/family-cumshot-compilation-8622691
Friday
Today's Sermon: "Another perspective" from the home-teaching point of view from little Alyssa,
who thinks that Sex Ed should be a family affair.
http://xhamster.com/videos/sb3-alyssa-loves-her-fucking-relatives-5965003
... and to be fair, here's a "vintage" perspective from the public schools (in Germany).
http://xhamster.com/videos/tutoring-young-schoolgirls-9636298
Saturday
Today's Sermon: "Love is in the air". It's almost wedding season and this is the exact type of
wedding I specialize in. Here's to the Bride, the Groom and the entire wedding party. CHEERS!
http://xhamster.com/videos/retro-wedding-orgy-5509968
Sunday
Today's Sermon: "Music videos and glory holes". There is no better hymn, so let's all sing along to
"I'm missin' you like candy".
http://xhamster.com/videos/gloryhole-compilation-47824
Sunday Bonus Feature
Today's Bonus Sermon: "The Confessional". We all need to confess our sins to God (and to me, please).
http://xhamster.com/videos/confessional-8986293
CONFESS YOUR SINS BELOW (IN THE COMMENTS). I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD MIND.
Okay, I'll start with MY confession... I've sinned by sucking off many of my best friends, while having sex with their wives. But I don't really think that's a sin, given the "Consenting Adults" part of our church. Okay, on many occasions I've shared my wife with my friends and quite a few acquaintances, but I don't consider that really wrong, either.
God, this is going to be tough.
6 tahun lalu
