Granny pussy in the most unusual of circumstances

I was recently entrusted with my parent's expansive apartment in their over-55s only complex in the countryside. They were away on holiday and I used their place as a getaway from family life and to catch up on work.

I had met their neighbour, an ailing 75 year old retired head teacher, Stephanie, some time ago and my parents had warned her that I'd be in their apartment on and off for a few weeks. Stephanie occasionally used a walking stick but, in all other respects was an amazingly healthy lady - still fully made- up every day and her grey bobbed hair was immaculately coiffured, with not a hair out of place.

I was tapping away on my laptop one afternoon when the doorbell rang to my parents' apartment. I answered the door to find Stephanie, out of breath, leaning heavily on her walking stick and grimacing towards me. Stephanie was wearing a thick black knee length skirt with a white blouse and Ivory tights. She had clearly struggled to get dressed - her blouse was not properly tucked in and her tights were wrinkled around her ankles.

I was concerned about her and invited her in. She sat heavily down on my parents' brown sofa and I placed her walking stick on the floor beside her. Stephanie explained that she had recently been diagnosed with a mystery illness that had left her joints sensed up and that the doctor needed her to attend the hospital the next day to have further tests. I said to her that she was in good hands at the hospital.

It was at that point that Stephanie started to cry as she explained that she had to be examined below tomorrow and give a urine sample to the nurse. I said that I was sure that this was all standard procedure and that it didn't mean anything. Stephanie only cried more so I hugged her and held her for a minute until she composed herself.

Stephanie explained that, because she was in so much pain with her joints,she was unable to tidy herself up down below or accurately provide the urine sample. I was a bit flummoxed and mentioned that the nurses at the hospital would be able to help with both of these matters. As I said this, I imagined watching Stephanie shave her pubic hair and pee into a small plastic phial. Instantly my cock hardened and I crossed my legs and tried to be as professional and dispassionate as I could about this whole arousing affair.

Stephanie floored me with her next request (though it rather goes to the heart of the detailed note above). She asked if I would help her tidy herself up and hold the urine sample bottle for her. I said that this really didn't seem appropriate and that I wouldn't be comfortable helping her. Stephanie countered and said that she had heard the type of pornography I watched through my parents' apartment wall and that I appeared to be fixated with mature and much older women.

I blushed and apologised to her if she had heard anything that offended her. Stephanie managed a weak smile and said quite the contrary. My cock leapt at this and suddenly things got a whole lot more inappropriate. Stephanie leant forward and slowly reached for her walking stick. I said not to and that I'd get it and before you know it, I'm kneeling in front of Stephanie. She sat back and said that here would cause her the least pain. I hesitated and blocked the image of my parents say on the very same sofa watching tv out of my mind.

Stephanie allowed me to gently work her black skirt up her pale legs and let it come to rest over her neat belly. I eased the pretty polly 7 denier tights down to her ankles and stared at her sensible white panties.

Stephanie looked at me intently and said that I should fetch nail scissors. I was a bit surprised and mentioned that I could simply pull her panties down if easier. She emitted a shy laugh and corrected me - "no, for my pubic hair, dear". I blushed more but did her bidding. As I returned from the bathroom with my mum's red plastic topped nail scissors, I came back into the living room to see Stalhanie's tights off one leg (but still dangling beautifully from her left ankle) and her feet propped up with her legs apart. I asked if she was well enough for this and she replied that she could manage anything if I would help her out.

Stephanie's pubic hair stil had hints of black to it but was overwhelmingly grey. I asked her how tidy she wanted to be and she winked at me. There was lots of work to do and my parents' sofa soon became encrusted with clumps and sprigs of grey black curly hair. I fetched my razor and shaving gel to work through the hair on Stephanie's plump vagina and pelvic region. She moaned as I carefully spread her labia to tidy up the last hairs. She let her whole body move forward so that my fingers spreading her open slid into her wet pussy.

I had been knealing in front of Stephanie all this time but now I moved to the sofa, my fingers buried deep in her still, and I kissed her full on the mouth.

Stephanie continue to labour her pelvis down onto my fingers and I could feel her start to pee. I pleaded with her to stop as we were on mum and dad's sofa. I shouted "the hospital sample!" But she resolutely ignored me and said, "I have to go now". So I quickly slid off the sofa and laid my back between her legs and brought my lips to her musty pussy. Her pee came out dark yellow and sprayed my eyes and face (and the beige carpet) until I was able to reposition myself and start to drink back her flowing pee. She moaned as my tongue slurped at her urethral passage and clitoris in equal measure.

By the time Stephanie had finished the (grand)mother of all pees, the living room looked and smelt wrecked. I decided that her arthritic limbs could stand
To be manhaldled and I pushed her legs as wide as they would go apart and inserted four fingers deep into her pussy and my thumb I to her anus. She cried out and allowed me to work her orifi until more fluids (and solids) flowed out. I was far too turned on to miss an opportunity here and I pushed my close-to-coming cock into her smeared anus. I pushed hard and forced a shin but insistent line of piss into her colon. I managed to hold my flow for quite a white and I pulled out to watch Stephanie moaning as a flow of my piss and her faeces forced their way out of her hairy arsehole and onto the now ruined Ivory tights
I ejaculated everywhere as I watched this and Stephanie fell back on the stained sofa, whispering, "very well done indeed, Stephen'.