My Black Velvet Ribbon

Sometimes when I go out to a club at night, I wear a wide black velvet ribbon around my neck as a choker. I tie it with simple over and under knot on the side above my left shoulder. The one end is longer and hangs down the front of my blouse or dress. The meaning is simple; it means I'm in the mood for something black, the width is because I'd like it to be something thick, and the length means I'd like it to be something long. Basically it means I'm in the mood for and available to the right BBC and that's the only time I wear it. I have explained its symbolism to every one of my "conquerors" and men do talk so word eventually gets around. There are certain places I go to now where, if I'm wearing it, I can count on several black men coming my way and I get to pick and choose the one I like best. I guess those two courses I took in Marketing when I went to business school paid off.