Cum Eating Test - How perverted are you? Do you fantasize about eating your own cum? Have you done it? Ever wondered how perverted this makes you in relation to other guys with this kinky fetish? Take this quiz and find out just what a naughty pervert you are. Share your score in the comments below! (If you answer TRUE to any of the following questions, add the points to your total.) 1. You have watched a cum eating instructional (CEI) video where the girl either humiliates or encourages you to eat your own cum and it turned you on so much that you blew your load. (1 point) 2. When masturba 더 읽기
FAQ’s
FAQ’s The Most Asked Questions about Me: (As Of 12.12.2023) 1) Are You Really Married? Not now 2) "Does It Matter That I'm Married"? never has 3) Why Are You On Here? I like sex / porn 4) Do You Skype? yes 5) Do You Face Time? yes 6) Is This Your Real Name? hell no 7) Why Don't You Reply? I try to 8) Why Don't You Respond Right Away? I have a life and it gets busy at times 9) Are You Real? What do you think, of course I am 10) What's The Youngest I've Been With? 12 years younger then me 11) Do I Like Tributes? Yes they are fun 12) What's The Secret To Chatting With You? Keep talking to me and 더 읽기
Quiz Time Everyone!
Quiz Time Everyone! Quiz Time! Short Answer are awesome! Be brutally honest. Updated 12.12.2023 1. Your Name? The fuzzy 0ne 2. Age? 45 3. Favorite position? cowgirl 4. Are you OK with my age? sure 5. Where are you from? Washington 6. Lights on or off? both 7. Would you have to be drunk? No 8. Would you take a shower with me? Yes 9. Have you ever seen me in public or know me personally? Maybe 10. Would you leave after or stay awhile? Up to you 11. Would you ever let me to post our fun? Yes 12. Have sex on the first date? Yes 13. Would you kiss during sex? Yes 14. Do you think I could m 더 읽기
Girls With Cocks - How Far Would You Go With One?
Girls With Cocks - How Far Would You Go With One? There Are Some Stunningly Beautiful Girls Out There Who Weren't Actually Born Female. So Guys, If You Unknowingly Got Off With A Girl Who Turned Out To Have An "Extra Something", What Would You Do? A. Run Away B. Let Her Suck You Off C. Fuck Her D. Wank Her Cock E. Suck Her Cock F. Let Her Cum In Your Mouth G. Let Her Fuck You Would It Matter If Others Knew/Might Find Out About Her Secret? Would You Ever Tell Another Female? And A Slightly Different Question. How Would You React To A Girl Who Had Once Been A Boy But Has Had The Complete Ope 더 읽기
WIFE AND YOU (JACK-OFF) QUESTIONS
1. Wife entices me to JO and watches? 2. Watch wife masturbate? 3. Wife tells details of sex with prior boyfriends as she jerks you off? 4. Wife gives you a HJ while you watch porn? 5. Wife gives you a BJ while you watch porn? 6. Role playing with you the dominant player? 7. Role playing with wife the dominant player? 8. Dinning out with best couple as your wife rubs your cock through your pants under the table until you cum? 9. Wife sexually teases and torments you in a sexy outfit keeping you horny all day? 10. Your wife makes you suck a life like dildo then fucks you with it while you JO? 더 읽기
CUMSHOT QUIZ! PLEASE TAKE
CUMSHOT QUIZ! PLEASE TAKE Ok so I have listed a bunch of questions below. please answer honestly and if you don't know the answer have a guess please. Just write your answer by copying the question followed by your answer. 1) Have you ever cum on a woman before? 2) Where do you like to cum most on a woman? 3) How many spurts do you cum on average? 4) What is the biggest amount of cum spurts you have shot in one load? 5) Are you a multiple cummer? 6) Have you ever cum in public? 7) Describe the first time you cum on a woman, what was her reaction? 8) Do you take anything to increase your cum v 더 읽기
Questionnaire for sluts
Questionnaire for sluts =Personal data= Age: Marital status: c***dren: Area where you live: size: Height: Weight: =General information= What do you wear when you sleep: What do you like best about your body? How many sexual "partners" have you had: How old were your youngest/oldest sex partners? How old were you when you first wanked yourself: How old were you when you first fucked yourself: Have you ever been caught masturbating? If so, by whom? What was the most masturbation in a day? How many times can you orgasm after jerking off for 1 hour: At what age did you first hol 더 읽기
Which one of these situations have you NOT done?
Which one of these situations have you NOT done? 1. JACK-OFF while reading erotic stories 2. JACK-OFF at nude pictures 3. JACK-OFF at pictures of women in street clothes 4. JACK-OFF at pictures of women in sexy outfits 5. JACK-OFF watching TV shows 6. JACK-OFF to Porn 7. Jerking off with a teenage buddy 8. JACK-OFF with a adult buddy 9. JACK-OFF with a woman 10. Being caught by your wife while JACK-OFF 11. JACK-OFF on pubic transportation 12. JACK-OFF in a normal movie house 12A. JACK-OFF in a Porn movie house 13. JACK-OFF in the back room of a sex stop 14. Getting off on water jets in a pubic 더 읽기
100 unanswerable questions
Unanswerable Questions That Will Blow Your Mind 1. Why does a round pizza come in a square box? 2. Why is it said that an alarm clock is going off when really it’s coming on? 3. How come people tell you not to stand in front of an emergency exit when if there was an emergency surely you would run through it? 4. Why did Sally sell seashells on the seashore when you can just pick them up anyway? 5. Why are both of Spongebob’s parents round like sea sponges while he is square like a kitchen sponge?(isn’t this one great?) 6. Does a two-humped camel store more fat than a one-humped camel? 7. 더 읽기
Freak Quiz
post your scores :D 1. Have you ever had intercourse? Y or N (5pts) 2a. Oral Sex: Giving to Orgasm Y or N (5 pts) 2b. Receiving Y or N (5pts) 3. Licked an ass? Y or N (5pts) 4. Had your ass licked? Y or N (5pts) 5. Stuck your tongue in their ass? Y or N (10pts) 6. Swallowed Cum? Y or N (5pts) 7. Practiced Bondage or BDSM? Y or N (5pts) 8. Had anal sex? Y or N (5pts) 9. Had an orgasm from anal sex? Y or N (5pts) 10. Ever squirted or made someone squirt? Y or N (10pts) 11. Squirted from oral or made someone squirt? Y or N (5pts) 12. Had sex with someone of the same sex? Y or N (5pts) 13. Did a 더 읽기
Quiz - Are You Gay?
It's quite common for a person to fantasize about same-sex intercourse. In fact, many psychologists have theorized that we are all bisexual to a certain degree, the percentages varying from person to person. Have you ever asked yourself Am I gay? or Am I bisexual? Take this quiz and find out! The questions are in stages, just follow along and continue when prompted to find out just how gay you really are. STAGE 1 ======= 1. Do you like shemale pornography? (y/n) 2. When you watch straight pornography, do you prefer videos of handjobs and blowjobs over videos of ordinary intercourse? (y/n) 3 더 읽기
Sissy test
This is a simple fun test to see if you are a sissy slut. Simply answer yes or no add the points and find out your final score. 1. Have you ever tried on panties ? (1point) 2. If you answered yes to question 1 did you get a hardon? (1point) 3. Is your cock less than 6 inches hard ? (1point) 4. Did you start watching shemale porn because regular porn wasn't doing it for you any more ? (1point) 5. If answered yes to question 4 did shemale porn lead you to crossdressing and sissy boi porn ? (1point) 6. Have you found your mum/sisters dildo collection (1point) 7. If answered yes to quest 더 읽기
Cum Eating Test - How perverted are you?
Do you fantasize about eating your own cum? Have you done it? Ever wondered how perverted this makes you in relation to other guys with this kinky fetish? Take this quiz and find out just what a naughty pervert you are. Share your score in the comments below! (If you answer TRUE to any of the following questions, add the points to your total.) 1. You have watched a cum eating instructional (CEI) video where the girl either humiliates or encourages you to eat your own cum and it turned you on so much that you blew your load. (1 point) 2. When masturbating, you've lifted your legs over your h 더 읽기
It snowed last night
It snowed last night... 8:00 am: I made a snowman. 8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman. 8:15 - So, I made a snow woman. 8:17 - My feminist neighbour complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere. 8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead. 8:22 - The transgenic man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts. 8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food an 더 읽기
Golf
An actual sign at golf course. With golf season quickly approaching here in the Toronto area, here is some golf humour: Here is an actual sign posted at a golf club in Scotland . 1. BACK STRAIGHT, KNEES BENT, FEET SHOULDER WIDTH APART. 2. FORM A LOOSE GRIP. 3. KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN! 4. AVOID A QUICK BACK SWING. 5. STAY OUT OF THE WATER. 6. TRY NOT TO HIT ANYONE. 7. IF YOU ARE TAKING TOO LONG, LET OTHERS GO AHEAD OF YOU. 8. DON'T STAND DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF OTHERS. 9. QUIET PLEASE...WHILE OTHERS ARE PREPARING. 10. DON'T TAKE EXTRA STROKES. WELL DONE. NOW, FLUSH THE URINAL, GO OUTSIDE, AND TEE OFF. 더 읽기
Did you grow up in a nudist family?
I have often wondered about growing up in the nudist or naturalist lifestyle. If you did grow up in that lifestyle, what was the experience like for you? Are you planning on bringing up your family in the nudist lifestyle? Any pros or cons? Thanks in advance. 더 읽기
Have you ever been caught?
Have you ever been caught masturbating in public? If so what happened? My Story: There was the one time that I know of, I was in the back of the mall parking lot, mostly off by myself, and I was very horny so I figured I could rub one out before heading in to the mall. So I grabbed the lotion out of the glove box and took matters in to my own hands. I was about to finish when I saw a smokin' hot woman walking to their car. Our eyes meet so I know she saw me and what I was doing, and it was too late to try to hide it. So as she slowed down and watched I finished up. She gave me a little smile 더 읽기
Have you ever found a relative on a porn site?
It seems like everyone is into porn these with more people exposing themselves. Have you ever found a boss, co-worker, neighbor or a relative on a porn site? If so, did you learn anything about them you didn't know? 더 읽기
Truth or Dare?
So here's the deal...You get to ask me Up to 5 Questions!!*, no matter how crazy, inappropriate, or just random, and I promise to answer it 100% truthfully (that's the "truth" part) ....now I dare you to re post this and see what people ask you...... 더 읽기