Sex Toys & Me: Penis Teaser

It’s been awhile now since I’ve started experimenting with sex toys; frankly I’ve never really considered them necessary if all I want to do is get off a quick nut. Needless to say I was wrong. I haven’t been bold enough to experiment with anal play, not by myself at least, and not without significant coaxing lol. Instead I’ve focused on strokers, toys designed solely to be used to stimulate the penis. Now I have a small penis, barely 4 inches erect, so whereas the normal endowed man would be satisfied with whatever he could stick his dick into to achieve orgasm, I have to put in some thought. More thought than I initially considered, but I have found what works for me.

My first toy I bought was the Multi Speed Vibrating Penis Head Teaser, a toy that attaches firmly to the tip of your cock and vibrates with varying degrees of intensity for maximum pleasure. I know that reads like an advertisement but it’s really the only way to describe it without just grunting in pleasure & pointing at it. In the pic attached you can see it’s a combo of three things: the rubber attachment you place on your penis head, the silver vibrating bullets that get placed inside the accompanying slots on the toy itself, & the dial mechanism that lets you choose your level of intensity. Again, reads like an ad but it’s just how it works.


I had very little expectations for this toy: it cost less than thirty dollars, looked cheaply made, and I was more worried about being shocked but curiosity gave way. The low price helped too. I wanted to know if it'd work on me and yes, oh god yes, how it has! You apply a bit of lube inside the cup attachment that goes on your cock head so it won’t chafe, seriously don’t use this toy without lube, especially if you’re dry to begin with. The attachment, with the silver bullets attached, is weighty but not enough to be a problem. I thought with my small dick it would weight me down and not work, but at four inches my weenie stands erect with its new helmet on. Kinda reminds me of one of those beer foam hats you wear that holds your drinks on either side.


The bullets when turned on feel like a tongue being lolled around your tip at lower speeds. The higher you go the feeling goes from a gentle licking, to a full on sucking sensation, and finally to feeling like a jackhammer has a kung fu grip on you that won’t let go. It depends what you like, if you just want a quick nut without using your hands you set this thing onto max & daydream about that piece of ass you saw at Walmart. If you want to edge, like me, you set it on low, lay back in bed and flick through your porn collection streamed to your tv. I’ve gone hours at time like this where I’ve had to consciously make the effort to remember to stop for breaks lol. This toy is the perfect edging companion I never knew I wanted. It runs on two double A batteries, and depending on the intensity you set it at your mileage will vary with these batteries. I hope you try it out, you can get one from AdultEmpire, xham is really nitpicky about external links. It really is worth it; I wore down one completely and am now on my second one lol.

I hope to post again soon about my other sex toys, it’s a world of excitement I’ve really enjoyed exploring. Wish I had someone to explore with me, but that’s another rant for another time lol.