I'm a nasty insertion slut

I love abusing my fuck holes with objects while being degraded. I've used:

All kinds of bottles: wine bottles, beer bottles, whiskey bottle, salad dressing bottles, shampoo bottles, sunscreen bottles, etc.
wooden and plastic utensils
can opener
whisk
candles
banana
cucumber
sweet potato
celery
carrots
baseball bat
traffic cone
sticks and tree branches
pine cone
plastic dog toys
rawhide dog bone
handle bars on my bike
hammer
broom and mop
bed post
hairbrush
remote control
pens and markers
toilet brush
screwdriver
vacuum cleaner attachments
flashlight
umbrella
my panties
shovel
rake
wrenches
pliers
chair leg
fireplace poker
tree pruner


Things I haven't had, but want to: barbie dolls, bowling pin, more brushes, crow bar, vice handle, trailer hitch, fire hose nozzle, faucet, heavy chain, car jack, pvc pipe, and anything else you can think of.