友人の妻は、来て、私にマッサージを与えると言います

I went over to my buddies house. I forgot to bring beer so he ran out to get some. His wife, not knowing I was over by myself yells out “come on in and give me a massage”. I decided to take a look and she was laying down on the bed in a shirt and some tiny panties. I went for it and she wasn’t bothered. This will be our little secret.