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個人情報
当社は:
男女のカップル, ストレート
送信者:
Utari Rainforest Mbuti, コンゴ共和国
探している:
女性, ストレート
言語:
その他, PYGMY, SUMERIAN
収入:
低い
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WE WANT TO HAVE SEX PARTY WITH TALL EAST-EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN FEMALES. STAY WITH US FOR GOOD ROASTED MONKEY AND GRUBS, NO BIG MAC HERE
YOU GET REALLY HIGH ON BLACK TREE, & DRINK TOAD BEER. WE ARE NOT PRETTY PEOPLE BUT WE ARE HAPPY AND HIGH. MONEY?JUNGLE GOLD, YOU FIND YOU KEEP.
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masterofsin 10年前
The comments were witty and amusing. I enjoyed them.
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epworrel
Memorable quote from "Ernest Saves Christmas" (1988):
Ernest P. Worell: There's only one person authorized to operate this sack. His big, red, oneness, "The Claus."
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snakeman
LOL!
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pussylunch 11年前
thx for the comment.. the other girls needs dirty comment from you aswell
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Jedermann
Jedermann 11年前
Yeah, the first 100 days xh are over . . .
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Crustycumstain
Ladies like me, what can I say?
Nice profile. lol
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TonguePuncher
TonguePuncher 11年前
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Jedermann
Jedermann 11年前
Thx for nice comments . . .

. . . no, never work with that colour.
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knothead23
thanks for comment mate
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ali89
ali89 11年前
I believe the answer is rather prosaic. John Lennon's inspiration for his lyrics in the song came in part from reading a newspaper. Someone rich was reported as having committed suicide in his car (the 'lucky man who made the grade'). Another column mentioned the state of road repair in Blackburn, where, to the shock and horror of the readership, there were 4,000 holes. A lot of John Lennon's writing was pythonesque, even before the Beatles' celebrated acid-dropping experiences, so please don't believe that this is either some sort of drug-induced insight or eternal truth.
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publicpeep
publicpeep 11年前
whatever you're on... count me in!
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El_Padrastro
El_Padrastro 11年前
Welcome. Lol!
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pantyrubber1
pantyrubber1 11年前
best profile ever, lmao!!!
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Jedermann
Jedermann 11年前
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Jedermann
Jedermann 11年前
THX . . .
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satyriasiss 11年前
cheers from america usa
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Jedermann
Jedermann 11年前
Great ,About us´!
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fukthaworld88 11年前
LMFAO sup brother?
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spydaddy 11年前
thnx for the comment, added you :wink:
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TonyTosser
TonyTosser 11年前
Surprised you get broadband reception in the DRC ??? LOL
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snakeman
ROTFLMFAO4EVER!
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SilkySmooth26
SilkySmooth26 11年前
wtf
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