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If you think some people take "it" too seriously, give me a shout and we can have a laugh and a giggle here. No point in getting po-faced about sex, we do it because we enjoy it.

To those who add me: hugs and kisses...

...to those who don't: a bouquet of thorns.

I'm always happy to chat with like-minded (or unlike minded) dangerous intellectuals who want to play it for laughs. Give me a shout, but if you're prone to take yourself too seriously be prepared to be told to fuck off. On the other hand, if you're just prone, lay back, brace yourself, and think of England.

I won't show my knob on my avatar; I find it rather tedious and I'm sure many of the girls do too !!! I'm generally of the opinion that knobs all look pretty much like a pork chipolata. For those with religious sensibilities, replace "pork" with a protein source of your choosing.

Similarly I'm not overly-fond of vaginal extreme close-ups - the phrase "chopped liver" comes to mind. Please don't be offended; I'm happy to see them from slightly further away - as part of a more "erotic", "artistic" vista, they're great, but too much detail can be slightly off-putting...

Why is it that a woman in nothing but stockings and a pair of high heels is considered sexy, but a bloke in nothing but a pair of brogues and Argyle knit socks isn't?

I love porngraphy - only trouble these days is finding a decent pornograph to play it on.

I used to think "innuendo" was a sort of pasta, like "innuendo carbonara or something. Then a friend pointed out that it's actually Italian for "anal sex"

I used to think Wanking was a town in China but after watching some of these videos, I'm having second thoughts. Which is quite funny really because some days I don't even have a first thought.

Have you ever noticed how many porn videos involve people moving furniture about? Last time I moved house it was hellishly difficult to find a removal company! Next time, I'll look up Adult Movie Star instead and see how much they charge...

If anyone has any links to vintage xxx playing cards, please let me know. Just a little foible of mine, I like to keep my hand in (as the poker-playing gynocologist once said...)

Like "Uncle Joe" Stalin, I periodically Purge my friends - anyone that hasn't been active for some months / years / millenia may be defriended. Unlike Stalin, you're welcome to be undefriended - just ask...

If you like my favourites and know of any other similar vids or pics, please let me know...

I dunno why they said to put this in but they did so I have:

Disclaimer WARNING: Sydney University and all other institutions using this or any Adult Friend Finder site or its associated sites for projects - You do not have permission from me to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future in this or any other time-space-continuum. If you have or do, or even think about it, it will be considered a violation of my privacy and a bit rude and will be subject to legal action and I will cut your bollocks off and feed them to the pigeons.

(I suggest the rest of you post this notice - I changed it a bit, but should still be OK...)

LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR: If you friend-request me, and your profile has no details EXCEPT a link to a pay-site, I WILL NOT ACCEPT. AND I will report you for spam. THERE ARE ENOUGH PARASITES IN THE WORLD WITHOUT YOU. If you have NO CONTENT, you have NO PERSONALITY, therefore I won't even acknowledge your existence, like treading on an ant.

To those who password-protect their videos: Why??? "Oh, because it's mine and I want to choose who can watch it!" If that's you're idea of holding power, then you must have the world's tiniest dick and you are worthless, fuck you.

To everybody else whom I've not frightened off, welcome to the party!

Love & Kisses,
Regards,
Grusse,
Salut,
Saludo,
Salute,
Pozdravi,
S Dravom,
Shalom,
Salaam,
Groetjes,

Jazzy-G xxx