A few lewd Limericks

Just a few filthy bits of doggerel that have passed through my cesspit of a brain from time to time. Big Daddy is not intended by me to refer to anyone on this site or anyone living anywhere for that matter, unless of course you want him to refer to yourself in which case feel free. Any ideas for further verses, including your own encounter with Big Daddy if you wish, please message me. If you can include some rhyming words, so much the better, but fortunately the gay vocabulary lends itself to rhyme!



Big Daddy sits with the key in the lock
Massaging through white briefs his fucking big cock
He touches his arse hole
His dick’s like a tent pole
And he wipes up his cum with his sock

Big Daddy strips; he’s late home from work.
Hard in his white briefs he wishes to jerk.
He puts on some hot porn
The vids give him more horn
And he cums when the Arab spunks over the Turk.

Big Daddy is watching some hot pornstars suck
His cum juices stir when they then start to fuck
His neighbour next door
Says Big Daddy’s a whore
But he joins him and fucks him; they both thank their luck!

Big Daddy sits there in tight white y-fronts.
He’s dreaming of big cocks and rosebud man-cunts,
How he once fucked a punk,
And sprayed him with spunk,
Then he cums in a fervour of Big Daddy grunts.

Big Daddy loves chilling in white underwear
He cups his big bollocks, a massive great pair.
He gives them a stroke
Fresh cum to evoke
And the brief-drenching man juice, it sprays everywhere.

Big Daddy loves porn but he loves white briefs best
Along with the sex toys he treats as a test.
He sticks in a dildo
His arse it is filled-o
And the cum-gush, it soaks his hair, tits and Dad chest.

Big Daddy’s dick's oozing with pre-cum
His white briefs are soaking, and then some
Hot porn tips him over
The edge, he’s in clover
And the jizz dribbles down through the briefs to his tight bum.

Big Daddy’s mate Tom has a fucking big dick.
It’s as stiff as a rod, it’s his randy joy-stick.
The bears love to suck
And take turns to arse-fuck
Then collapse in a cum pool, soft prick to soft prick.

Big Daddy was up for a bleeding good wank
He sniffed on his white briefs and boy, how they stank
This made his dick grow
But his balls still hung low
And his spunk when he came filled a fucking big tank.

Big Daddy was horny and now getting close.
The sex on the screen, it was filthy and gross.
One guy sucked another
And then fucked his brother.
Big Dad shot his load and the cum hit his nose.

Big Daddy was wanking while out on the road.
He desperately needed to shoot a big load.
He picked up a young guy
The two sucked themselves dry
And their cocks, when they’d finished, were just fucking blowed.

Big Daddy loves white underwear
Be it boxers, briefs, trunks – he don’t care.
The more piss and cum stains
The more length his dick gains.
Then he spunks them and wears the same pair.

He has worn the same white briefs six days
Big Daddy strips off and he plays
With his cock in the cotton
Which stinks something rotten
Then he shoots, saying that's for us gays!

Big Daddy was out in the nude.
A glimpse made his neighbour right lewd
The sight of Dad's cock
Got him hard as a rock
So he wanked his big dick till he spewed.

Big Daddy was feeling quite blue.
He felt there was fuck all to do.
So early that morn
He turned to some porn
Then he edged for an hour till he blew.

Big Daddy was browsing through FabGuys
He chanced on a dick of superb size.
'Twas attached to a man
Whose name was Hot Stan.
When they met, Hot Stan's spunk hit Dad's eyes.

Big Dad had a friend called Young Joel
Whose cock was the size of a tent pole.
He would wank Joel’s big dick
Then suck it and lick,
Till Joel thrust it right up Dad’s wet arsehole.