The Bimbo Finishing School

Here at the Bimbo Finishing School, our mission is simple: to inspire, educate and create the next generation of perfect bimbo fuck dolls. Our standards are high, but follow these simple rules and you too can enter this exclusive club, and become the bimbo slut of men's dreams.

Rule one: Get Fake Tits - always round, always firm.
















If in doubt about size...go bigger.
Rule two: Dress to Please. Always.
Rule three: Forget The Word 'No'. In fact, you can forget most words.Rule four: Pump Those Lips...sorry, cock-pillows.
Rule five: Wax, Wax, Wax. This author prefers a smooth snatch, but trimmed, patterned, sculpted are all considered acceptable. ANYTHING BUT NATURAL. Let bimbo role-model, Nikki Benz, demonstrate the bounds of acceptability:
Rule six: perhaps the most important rule of all, Embrace Your Role. Looking like a bimbo fuck-doll will get you so far. Act like one too, and you'll go far.

Finally, to paraphrase George Orwell: "break any of there rules sooner than doing anything that might make you look more "natural". And there we have it. Easy. We're always looking for new students - fees are reasonable. And, in the interests of continuous improvement, any budding Bimbo Tutors should feel free to submit their ideas for the Rule Book.

Finally, in honour of all our students, past, present and future - we salute you!
The Bimbo Finishing School (c)