Chi siamo

Hi, we are Kim and Tom,
We are not searching for single men unless it's to share porn.
The female is Bi and the male is straight.
Though we haven't been swingers for quite a while we are always open to the idea.
I(Kim) am all for it, Tom is done with it due to the bad experience we had.
We are Only seeking Women and couples.
even though we are in semi-retirement from swinging.
if the right couple comes along we may jump right back in.

There are ground rules that MUST! always apply.
NO single men! porn trade and discussion only.
NO Dick pic profile pictures

You must have some content either some of your own or at least several pages of favorites'

We are semi-retired from swinging.
We are not actively looking but if we were it would only be a special couple or a woman.
NO SINGLE MALES!!!!!! only to share porn and chat.
If you are a single male WE ARE NOT INTERESTED IN MEETING YOU!!!!!!!!!!

If the planets align and somehow find a couple that we wish to swing with, There will be ABSOLUTELY NO Male-on-male interaction if you are a couple.

Both partners must agree to Tom's

"What's good for the goose clause"

For instance, if you are a couple and the male wants to fuck me, his wife then must fuck Tom,

If you want one of my expert blow jobs, well then your wife better be ready to suck Tom's monster cock,

If you want to taste my pussy your woman will have to let Tom eat out her fuckholes.

If you want to bury your cock in my willing ass, your wife had better bend over and spread her asscheeks, pucker her asshole and be ready for a hot beef and cum enema from Tom.

We have few rules other than that.

One of the main reasons we are here on XHAMSTER is to watch porn.
To call us porn critics would be an understatement
We love to watch porn and fuck.
we love everything. but male on male.
Here is where Single males are welcome as friends. Sharing and discussing porn or sex in general.

We both enjoy discussing and chatting about porno and we have even written some porn reviews.
Anal is by far our favorite(Both doing and watching) every movie in our favorites must have at least one anal scene.
So any other anal freaks out there, And you want to see a movie that has a minimum of one anal scene then look no further than our favorites. Most are Anal themed(wall-to-wall ass fucking), anal-heavy,(not an anal movie but 3 or 4 scenes have anal). light anal(2 scenes)Standard(I anal scene)
So any of the movies in our faves will contain some ass fucking.

Did I mention we love anal?

I (Kim)was dead against it(anal) Till Tom seduced me into surrendering my ass to him. Tom is an ass-fucking expert. his mastery of anal pleasures made me an anal addict.
Now I can't get enough. Don't get us wrong we engage in plenty of oral sex and my pussy and his cock are well acquainted too.
But assfucking is our forte.

We also like to chat with other members of the human race.
we will chat from time to time via I.M.
love to discuss anything and everything

ur PorOno collection favorites are categorized as follows

All movies are straight with some girl-on-girl. when we say Anal we mean a man fucks a woman in the ass. male on female, female on male or female on female analingus, Femaleon female toy play /strap on
some light pegging.

"DEFAULT COLLECTION"
our original collection before Xhamster made categories.
We are in the painstaking process of sifting through our ten thousand videos. We have barely scratched the surface but are categorizing a little every day. Eventually, the "Default category will be Great hot porn that is devoid of ass sex. right now it's still mixed.

"All ANAL"
just what it says movies that are anal-themed or a movie where every scene has anal or an anal compilation movie.

"ANAL HEAVY" is A full movie with at least 3 or more anal scenes.
"Heavey ANAL" being a high percentage Anal movie.

"Two Anal scenes"
any porno with two scenes involving hot butt sex!!!!!

"Only one anal scene" A full movie that has only one anal scene. usually a fantastic molten hot scene.

"ANAL CLIP"

This is a clip from a movie that contains anal. not a loop or stand-alone scene a scene cut from a full movie.

"Anal insertions"
These are clips featuring women inserting objects(dildos, toys, balls,fruit, ECT) in their asses.

"Analingus/Ass eating" Licking and sucking of an asshole male on female or female on male

"Anal loop" A stand-alone not part of a movie scene that features assfucking.

"Mature anal" scenes or movies featuring mature women getting fucked in the ass

"Homemade Anal"
an amateur anal scene not produced by a studio

"Pro/Am Anal"
A scene or movie featuring an amateur woman, straight couple or a professional porn actor fucking an amateur filmed and produced by a professional studio

Tom's test
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Kim's test results
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