I know we all have body image issues, this is mine
Profile Page Pictures: The Last Words
Yuka xHamster Staff - 23.03.2023 22:43 Hi, Thank you for your email. Currently, photo and video uploads in About Me section are available for Verified Creators only. You can convert your account into a Creator and verify yourself and your content by submitting your documents here: https://xhamster.com/creator-signup Please do not forget to activate your Ad Revenue feature: https://xhamster.com/creator/hiw/adrevenue Best regards, Yuka xHamster Team. Leggi altre informazioni
ASMR Girlfriend
ASMR Girlfriend https://youtu.be/hlAIeGESrFE https://youtu.be/PpfLoSbomwM https://youtu.be/VDTyGEqDc1w https://youtu.be/HLaO_gxTG18 Leggi altre informazioni
WOW
So less than a week in and I've met some awesome people. I like the chatting and the generous few that are willing to email me and chat <3 Gentlemen, some free advice. I don't mind chatting with you or being friendly, BUT if you are going to send me a message about how you are going to dominate me, or ravage me, or anything like that. Save us both 5 minutes and don't. If you are going to be disrespectful I will return in kind. Seriously, you can make friends with people without showing your misogyny. Leggi altre informazioni
Messages
I’m pleasantly surprised with the kindness of messages that have been coming in. Some of you boys need to learn to read, I’m not leaving my master :) Ladies who want to meet, there’s rules first, but I love the chat, and exploring my fantasies. Thank you all so much! ?? Leggi altre informazioni
Dear people
Dear all the man of xhamster. I am not interested in seeing your penis, I know you are very proud of your male appendage but I really don't care how big it is, or how hard I make it or even how beautiful you think it is truth be told in not interested and neither are most women. Dear the women of Xhamster. Yes I am a gay women and as such I'm only interested in other women in any kind of romantic way, this does not mean however that I'm a nymphomaniac that wants every woman I see or that I want to "turn" anyone gay. The truth is I am just a normal every day woman with a pretty dull life a Leggi altre informazioni
Life Tips
Use gift cards as soon as possible, save and invest and least 10% of your income, brush & floss your teeth daily, attend free festivals, use your public library, take more photos, interview your parents using a video camera, create art, hug more, explore new restaurants, use coupons when eating out, read more books, eat less meat, stop smoking, study wealth & investing, hike in nature, be careful who you bring into into your life, drive slower, learn CPR, create a blog, take pictures of old haunts before they disappear, go to a drive in movie theater, take a class, always wear a seatbelt. Leggi altre informazioni
A Story I found
Just loved this story enough to post it. No Use Crying Over Spilt Spaghetti by Anonymous Author ([email protected]) *** Jason's mom accidentally drops a plate of spaghetti on one of Jason's friend's lap. What happens after that starts out innocently enough, until she finds herself at the mercy of a group of 16-year old boys that are no longer hungry for just spaghetti. (M+-teens/F-adult, nc, inc, MILF, blkmail, exh, 1st, oral, anal, b**st) *** "I'm so sorry Derick!" she cried. Deb rushed to wipe it off, but it was a complete disaster. She raked frantical Leggi altre informazioni
Where to find Great GIFS
These are a list of sites to find hot and funny gifs. Enjoy them. http://171gifs.com http://i.gifeye.com http://xxgifs.com http://thegifsgonewild.com http://porngifs.xxxblogspace.com If you know anyone else, feel free to tell me. Leggi altre informazioni
Improve the black community.
If you really want to improve the black community: Read more books, pick up trash in your neighborhood, pull up your pants, learn about wealth & investing, go to college or tech school and get that degree, don't break the law, stop using the N word, listen to free positive audio CDs from the library, learn proper English, never run from the police, volunteer in your community, be polite to the police if you are pulled over, avoid d**gs and those who use them, spend money in your community, live below your means and save some money for a rainy day. Leggi altre informazioni
Question for men.
Questions for men. Do you believe in marriage? Do you believe in chilvary? Do you put the woman first in a relationships? Do you pay for everything? Should divorced men always pay alimony? Should men be the nice guy in the relationship? Leggi altre informazioni
AMELIA'S CHALLANGE
As she and Allan slowly rolled across the rubbery mat, exchanging positions with first one on top and then the other, Amelia couldn't help but remember another bizarre and erotic wrestling encounter she'd had with a former lover, several years ago. It had been far different than the passion-battle she was having with Allan. It had been shortly after the unexpected death of her uncle Hugh Stone. Amelia had been working for several weeks with her uncle's crusty old attorney, accepting the transfer of the estate into her hands. One day, a young lawyer from the older attorney Leggi altre informazioni
Who is She? Learn Name, Find More Gifs & Pics
. Don't know who the girl is? Want to find more of the girl? Is that Girls profile picture REAL? The links below let's you search where the picture is from, and find more of her http://www.tineye.com (faster, less results) https://reverse.photos https://www.imageraider.com/ (slower, more results) https://namethatpornstar.com/search/ http://karmadecay.com http://imgops.com (Yandex option after upload) Now this is a process.... These sites will spit out a bunch of results ie: websites on which similar images can be found. You have to manually go Leggi altre informazioni
A Little More About Me
First of all, I'm kind of an attention monger and a little psycho. Sometimes I analyze my thoughts too much. My life has three distinct stages. I grew up on a farm in Nebraska. My dad is a fire-and-brimstone Baptist minister. We never spoke about sex at home. But I got the feeling that sex was very dirty and the devil's work and my dad preached that it was only necessary for procreation. After graduating from high school I took off for San Francisco for my first vacation away from home. I saw things that I had never seen in Nebraska. To support myself, I rebelled and did a little strippi Leggi altre informazioni
The ONE Rule on Xhamster Everyone Should Follow
GOLDEN RULE: THOU SHALL NOT POST A COMMENT ABOUT HOW WOMEN ARE BEING EXPLOITED, ABUSED, OR ABOUT THE LEGALITY OF THE ACTS PERFORMED. This is beyond hypocrisy to do that on a FANTASY PORN SITE, where everyone is trying to enjoy themselves. When I read comments I want to read how others enjoy the vid or how they wanted to see more; I do NOT want to read serious WESTERN MORALITY WHITE KNIGHT BULLSHIT from lame Asian or White guys who feel that they have to defend Asian porn actresses/showgirls/amateurs who need money. These guys probably have crushes on WESTERN UNION Asian whores and fell in l Leggi altre informazioni
So Let the Pitty Party begin....
Not like anybody is going to read this, but here is my attempt at explaining why camming is my JOB, and why I cannot have a normal job. I AM GETTING SICK of all the judgement and "advice" from you guys. I do wish that just because I am releasing this info, doesn't mean that I'm going to be treated like some poor girl, no. You are still going to respect me and I still AM going to be treated like a NORMAL human. I HAVE HYDROCEPHALUS Hydrocephalus is Latin for water on the brain. It simply means that my body can't drain cereb Leggi altre informazioni
Talking about sex & other topics that all come
Recently, I started thinking about activating my blog for what it is: A place to give my point of view on matters that I care about. So what you’ll read in the post to come is the opinion of a 43 YO man, married for over 20 years now who developed a passion for pornography and sexuality. I’ve never been a faithful husband. I think that sexual exclusivity is a fraud both for men and women. I think that men are overall dominants and women overall submissive. I think that sex and love are 2 different things. I think that censors are everywhere etc. I’m not objective. I’m just gonna stat Leggi altre informazioni
Our Great North American Road Trip
This is a blog about our “Great North American Road Trip” across the United States and Canada. We were on the road for 90 days and we covered around 12,000 miles – almost all of it on the two lane back road highways. Five of us went on this trip: my girlfriend Shanti, her baby girl Aida Marie, my cat Tiger, me (Erin) and a man named Mike. We toured in Mike's recreational vehicle with his jeep in tow. Almost every day one or the other of us made entries in this blog. It's not your normal xHamster blog. Not wall-to-wall sex because this is more about real life. We had many roles on our tri Leggi altre informazioni
To: You Know Who You Are
To my sweet stalker who spends so much life trying to ensnare me. I am the innocence you lost a long time ago. Every night that sees my spirit uncontained, let your own stagnant soul burn in its endless pursuit of naivety. You. Will. Never. Have. Me. Listen as my spirit soars to heights you can only hope to glimpse while cowering in nostalgic fantasy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2DI2PEE2zg When the evening sky ascends up over the Hollywood Hills So, too, does the spirit of my yo Leggi altre informazioni
All women have to be maintained!
All women have to be maintained. -You can't ever please a woman. -Women come and go but your stuck with you. (Learn to love yourself) -Breaking up hurts but as time goes on you heal inside. -Falling in love with women is like being in quicksand. Easy to get in yet hard to get out. -Choose your lovers and friends wisely. Leggi altre informazioni
Some thoughts I felt the need to share...
I would see how many donuts fit on it and I would only refer to it's size in donut terms :) I would make love to a jar of strawberry preserves :) Then screw a jar of peanut butter and wrap a slice of bread around my penis and present it to my woman :) I'd penis paint a picasso on my bedroom wall with it :) Just to get extra creative, buy a drum and use my penis to make "fresh" beats ;) These are just a few reasons I believe I wasn't born with a penis :D Leggi altre informazioni
My first deepthroat
Just last night I got my first deepthroat blowjob, and a really good one too. You probably don't care, so sorry about this, but I just keep remembering that feeling of that throat tug and pull on my cock, it was so nice and a good change of pace for once, so I decided to write this, and because I don't have any blog/story posts yet. I do admit I didn't last that long cause I wasn't really expecting it, so fuck you lol. But to make it actually interesting I'll put in erotic story vers. So last night we had been talking over email, and decided to meet up. It was a bit of a drive to her place Leggi altre informazioni
Craigslist ad "What happened to all the nice
"What Happened to All the Nice Guys?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Date: 2007-11-19, 3:52AM PST -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I see this question posted with some regularity in the personals section, so I thought I'd take a minute to explain things to the ladies out there that haven't figured it out. What happened to all the nice guys? The answer is simple: you did. See, if you think back, really hard, you might vaguely remember a Platonic guy pal who always seemed to Leggi altre informazioni
Friend Jen Hope on Facebook
Friend Jen Hope on Facebook. The coolest girl on Facebook. Dating Tips For Men/Things to watch out for with women: -Never co-sign! -Avoid long distance relationships. Choose women that live closer to make your life easier. -Avoid falling in love with two women at the same time. No love triangles because they are very painful. -No marriage with women because they change after they get the ring. Check out Don't get married stupid on youtube. -Check out Tom Leykis on youtube. -Only get serious with women that have the same cell phone company. Either have free minutes or Leggi altre informazioni