REAL men

REAL men love porn.

Real men love edging.

REAL men love seeking out the next porn high – no matter how long it takes or what falls by the wayside in our search for the next sleazy, fucked up load.

REAL men have no sense of time when they are edging to porn, nor the awareness that a new day is dawning – all that matters to them is the ‘zone’.

REAL men think of their dick and their own sexual gratification above all else.

REAL men find sex in everything they see. The teen girl in school uniform – fantasising about her smooth, tight cunt, her face covered in multiple loads. The dream that before too long she may be appearing in porn with her holes stretched wide getting filled by cocks whilst we blow our loads. The underwear model in a magazine ad that immediately triggers our cock to engage our brain and demands we go home and bury ourselves in nasty, hard core porn.

REAL men love the porn fraternity – encouraging buddies to get ever deeper into the sleazy world that REAL men belong in. We ALL have a duty to encourage ALL men, from 18 to 118, to get into porn and their bate.

REAL men know the difference between a gang bang and an orgy, a fake cream pie and a real cream pie, the difference between Vivid and Kink. The whores that do double and the whores that do triple.

REAL men know that the more we immerse ourselves in porn, the more we need it. But, conversely, the harder it gets to satisfy our perverted needs. But we accept that challenge and continue with our mission to drain our sacks to the most hard core, cutting edge porn - featuring only the most gorgeous prick teasing whores.

REAL men check their buddies XHam profiles out each day – what are they writing? Who are they stroking to? What scene took their load?

REAL men are always on the search for the next young porn whore to get off to – and love sharing that knowledge with their perverted buddies.

REAL men take pleasure and pride in their physical porn collection – so much so that they could quite happily load to the box covers alone.

REAL men reject vanilla at every turn.

REAL men reject condoms at all times.

REAL men never give up on porn and will always return to the fold if, for some inexplicable reason, they are parted from it.

REAL men know this is where they belong – that the porn has chosen us and not us it.