LETS GO

THERE WAS A YOUNG MAID FROM DARJEELINH
WHO SAID SHE HAD NO SEXUAL FEELING
TILL A SAILOR NAMED BORIS
JUST TOUCHED HER CLITORIS
AND SHE HAD TO BE SCRAPPED FROM THE CEILING

JACK AND JILL WENT UP THE HILL
TO FETCH A PAIL OF WATER
JILL CAME DOWN WITH £25
AND IT WASNT FOR CARRYING WATER