10 tips for a better life

Bored with life? Tired of messing with genetic women who won't give you the time of day? Ever feel feminine? Pretty? Well, here's some tips to get you started on a new and fun life.

1) If you don't smoke cigarettes already, you need to start NOW. Something long and femme, like Virginia Slims or Misty 120's. Once you are hooked you will love them. Practice smoking sexy to charm the men you will be attracting!
2) Get started on hormones. Estradiol Valerate is what you are looking for. Pills or patches, or even injections. And shave that body from the neck down. Get your nails done, too. Long and faggy is your goal here.
3) Get some breast forms and bras. Men love breasts and your goal is to attract men, honey!
4) Get some sexy outfits, makeup, shoes (high heels, nat!), and jewelry. Start small if your budget is limited, but keep at it.
5) Get a wig, unless you have long hair and a supportive stylist.
6) Get a butt plug, start small, but get used to having it in.
7) Watch shemale and gay porn every day - smoke and masturbate while you watch it. Think about those cocks in your mouth and ass!
8) Find men who are into shemales (there's plenty of match services to help with that). Start chatting with them. Send them sexy pictures of yourself and flirt. Give him a blowjob on your first date. The more you practice the better you will get at it.
9) Time to pop that cherry! You've been keeping your butt plug in, right? Get some Astroglide or other lubricant, and condoms - and make that date to lose your virginity!
10) Enjoy your new sexy life as a fun-loving shemale fag!

Pubblicato da JennyFaggot
3 anni fa
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pussyboi88 1 anno fa
Ave Satanas
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pkarasi
pkarasi 1 anno fa
Life worth advice
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sm0kesknight
sm0kesknight 1 anno fa
Great advice Jenny especially about smoking!!! 100% agreee
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kink2kink 2 anni fa
a MissStrutter420 : Very well put,sister!
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MissStrutter420
MissStrutter420 2 anni fa
I would also add learn how to smoke a joint or party with whatever you like...makes being a fag even better
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SISTERSLEEZE 2 anni fa
The only way to go!!
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jessicatv18 3 anni fa
Excellent tips, Jenny!
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