A sexual experiment, for science
Today I decided to conduct a sexual experiment (you know, for science) because I was bored and now I'd like to share my findings with you, guys and girls. First, here's what I did: I decided to masturbate for hours WITHOUT ejaculating to see what it would do to me and my body. To keep myself aroused throughout the entire period, I watched porn videos and went through random user profiles here on PornHub to look at sexy pictures. – Despite what you might like to believe, neither the male nor the female human body is biologically suitable for prolonged sexual activity, especially without ejaculating, so my expectations for this experiment weren’t high at all. In fact, I assumed that it was probably not going to be a pleasant experience, for reasons explained below.
For the first 40-50 minutes, really nothing out of the ordinary happened, but then my hand slowly began to become tired. At that point I decided to interject intermissions of 20 minutes each time my hand became tired. During these breaks, my erection subsided. Normally, letting the erection subside without ejaculating is not healthy for the testicles because it causes an excess of (caused by the prolonged sexual arousal) to get stuck in the testicles instead of continuing to circulate through the body. During the first break, this did not cause me an physiological . However, after two to three hours, the buildup of in the testicles while refraining from ejaculating led to the much-disliked phenomenon of blue balls.
Blue balls are caused by an accumulation of non-flowing in the testicles and cause extreme tenderness (in the medical sense) in the scrotum (and in everything inside it), a “heavy feeling” in the scrotum experienced by the brain as pain and various degrees of nausea. So after a few hours without ejaculating, I was experiencing all of that, but I dedicated that – for science – I should continue masturbating anyway, so that’s what I did. Logically, the symptoms of blue balls only got worse and before the 4-hour mark, the nausea had increased and the pain had begun to radiate to my lower back; the latter of which makes sense, given that sexual activity increases the flow towards to entire abdominal region, and not just the scrotum (the reverse is also true as this, for example, also explains why it can sometimes happen to a man that he gets a boner while taking a . Not because makes him horny, but because defecating – to put it in nicer terms – increases the flow to the intestines, the rectal area and subsequently also the scrotum since it’s in the same region).
Now there ways to get rid of blue balls: 1) ejaculating at least once. 2) waiting it out, but that can take a lot of time (read: many, many hours). After 5-6 hours of working the wood, grinding the pole with my hand, I decided that the pain had become too uncomfortable to continue the experiment. This is the moment at which all cum-crazy girls and guys should rejoice, because, yes... the moment of the long-awaited ejaculation had come. By that time, I was superhorny. I picked a nice video of a hot girl dildo’ing herself and just seconds later my dick erupted. The amount of cum that came out of it was unprecedented (for myself) and I just couldn’t believe how much cum there actually was. Never in my life had I ejaculated so much milk of my own brand.
Anyway, you would think that the ejaculating was a great experience, but it was not. In fact, it was quite anticlimactic. Instead of giving me joy and euphoria, it physically hurt my testicles, I became dizzy for around 5 seconds and then a wave of extreme nausea hit me. My balls hurt so much, that I had to sit down and surrender to the primitive urge of cupping the balls with your own hand, which is a defence mechanism that men have inherited from evolution. Now the problem here is that my scrotum and its contents were extremely tender, so I immediately had to withdraw my hand again because touching one of the testicles even slightly hurt even more and re-induced a wave of extreme nausea.
Minutes later I noticed that I still had blue balls. And that’s only logical. If you allow to build up in your testicles for hours, it is unreasonable to expect that just one ejaculation will clear the system, flush the testicles entirely. I was still recovering from what was not a pleasant ejaculation at all, so I was absolutely not ready yet to go again. I decided to wait an hour; an hour during which the nausea persisted, as well as the pain that had radiated to my entire lower back. With 15 minutes to spare before giving it another go, the nausea had become less severe and the pain of the blue balls had become limited to just the scrotum. My next ejaculation was much less painful, but still not very enjoyable. Nevertheless, a good hour later, I barely felt the blue balls anymore and it seemed that I had returned to my pre-experiment state, although a difference here is that it felt like I had completely destroyed my sex drive.
CONCLUSION: My expectations were definitely met. It was an interesting experiment, but it in the end... it’s just self-administered torture and I will never do this again. It hurt, it made me feel nauseated and just uncomfortable in general, and that for the last 3 hours of the experiment.
FOR GIRLS: if you’d like to try something similar, please let me know as I am very interested in this. There is also something, called “blue vulva”, which is the female equivalent of blue balls and I am curious to see how long it would take for this to kick in in females. Remember: stroke, finger, dildo that pussy as much as you want, but you must keep yourself from reaching an orgasm (both clitoral and vaginal) or the experiment fails.
FOR GUYS: you will probably experience a similar timeline of events, but if you really insist on trying it yourself, make sure you shave your junk before doing this. I regularly shave myself, so I didn’t have to bother with this. The reason why you want it shaved/short-trimmed is because if you accidentally pull out a hair (which causes a skin injury on a microscopic level) and continue to exert pressure on that area by jerking all the way down to the base of the penis, it can cause an inflammation in that area and possibly lead to a condition, called penile folliculitis (~hair “follicle”), which can persist for months.
I don’t know how to end this message, so... I guess just a generic message for everyone: happy fapping, fingering and fucking to all of you!