HornyPastas: The Midnight Fucker & Daruma San
SEXY SPOOF OF "THE MIDNIGHT MAN" & " DARUMA SAN" CREEPYPASTAS
THE MIDNIGHT FUCKER
This game was used as a ritual to summon "The Midnight Fucker" to punish rule breakers in Nympho religions long ago.
While it was mainly used as a scare tactic to not disobey the horny undead, there is still a very existent chance of extremely anal, oral, ( vaginal ) fucking to those who play the Midnight Game.
WARNING!: Play this game at your own risk!
1. You'll need the following supplies to play: Paper, pencil, cum/vaginal secretions, candle, lighter, a door and salt.
2. Turn off all the lights.
3. Light a candle.
4. Write your name on the paper, first, middle and last.
5. Masturbate and add your cum/vaginal secretions to the paper, allow it to soak in.
6. Place the paper with your name on the floor in front of the door.
7. Knock on the door 22 times with the ticking of the clock, the twentieth knock MUST occur at 12 AM.
8. Open your door and blow out your candle, and close it. You have now summoned the "Midnight Fucker".
9. Immediately relight your candle.
This is when the game begins. The goal is to avoid the "Midnight Fucker," until 3:33 AM at all costs. You may move throughout your home with the candle in your hand to avoid him. You can tell he is near when your candle burns out. It will become cold as well. You'll hear a low moaning & he will appear in front of you with a huge boner.
You must relight the candle within 10 seconds. If you are unable to relight your candle; form a circle of salt around yourself and stay inside the circle until 3:33 AM. If you are successful in relighting your candle, you may proceed with the game. You must continue to 3:33 AM, without being fucked by the "Midnight Fucker". If you're still unfucked at 3:33 AM, you've won the game & "The Midnight Fucker" will leave your house at 3:33 AM. If you did not escape his clutches; you will be extremely anal, oral, ( vaginal ) fucked (sometimes to death) until 3:33 AM.
ADDITION:
Indications that you are near the "Midnight Fucker" will include sudden drop in temperature, seeing a pure black, humanoid figure with a huge bonder through the darkness & hearing very soft moaning coming from an indiscernible source. If you experience any of these, it is advised that you leave the area to avoid the "Midnight Fucker".
DO NOT turn any of the lights on during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT use a flashlight during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT go to sleep during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT attempt to use another person's cum/vaginal secretions on your name.
DO NOT use a lighter as a substitute for a candle. It will not work.
DO NOT leave your house/apartment during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT use a dildo during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT masturbate during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT watch porn during the Midnight Game.
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT attempt to provoke the "Midnight Fucker" in ANY WAY.
Even when the game is over, he will always be voyeuring you...
Good luck, you are going to need it.
Come back, and let me know if you've won the game.
DARUMA SAN
Daruma-San, also known as The Bath Game, is probably best described as a horny version of Red Light, Green Light. After the initial summoning ritual has been performed, it follows the basic rules of a Japanese game called Darumasan ga Koronda — literally, “The Daruma doll fell down.” The player is “it,” while Daruma-San attempts to catch “it.” But if Daruma-San catches you… well, let’s just say you should never, EVER let that happen.
Curiously, Daruma or Dharma dolls are traditionally symbols of sex. The Daruma-San of this game, however, seems not to carry the same good luck as her namesake—and neither, should she catch you.
As always, play at your own risk.
Players:
1 principal.
Requirements:
1 bathroom with a bathtub.
NOTE: A shower may NOT be substituted. You MUST use a bathtub.
Instructions:
The Prelude:
Begin at late evening, just before you got to bed.
Shed your clothing and enter the bathroom. Fill the bathtub with water and turn out the lights.
Climb into the tub and sit down facing the faucet and taps. Close your eyes and begin to masturbate.
As you masturbate, repeat the words “Daruma-San fell down. Daruma-San fell down.” & gain a mental image of a japanese woman who plays with a dildo in the shower. She then fells very unlucky with her right eye onto her dildo. The dildo "drills" itself into her right eye & this injury kills her. Do not stop repeating “Daruma-San fell down. Daruma-San fell down.” until you have finished masturbating. Do not open your eyes.
Should you hear any noise behind you or feel movement in the tub, do NOT turn around and do NOT open your eyes. Ask loud, ‘Why did you fall in the bathtub?”
Allow the question to hang in the air. Then, keeping your eyes shut, carefully stand up and get out of the tub. Do not trip and fall yourself, and do not drain the tub. Exit the bathroom, shutting the door behind you.
You may now open your eyes. Leave the bathroom as you left it — water in the tub, door shut — until morning. Do not turn on any lights.
Go to bed.
The Main Event:
Awaken at your usual time. The game begins after you masturbated.
Go about your day as normal. You will feel a constant horny presence behind you; it is likely that, should you turn to look, you will see nothing. However, glancing over your right shoulder may occasionally reveal a glimpse of her. Her hair will be black and tangled, and she will have only one healthy eye. In her right eye will be a dildo.
She will attempt to get closer & closer to you as the day goes on. Should you spot her and find that she is too close for comfort, shout "Fuck you!" — and run away. The idea is to put some distance between you and her; do NOT allow her to catch you.
The Ending:
Capture her in your gaze by looking over your right shoulder.
Shout “You wanna cum, don´t you?" — while moving your arm in a masturbation motion. If you have performed this action correctly, a winning condition will have been achieved and the game will be over.
If you have NOT performed this action correctly… run.
Additional Notes:
She is fond of water and dark spaces; as such, it is recommended that you avoid immersing yourself in or crossing running water, as well as traversing dark spaces, until the conclusion of the game.
Use the “Fuck you!" command sparingly. Each time you use it, the amount of time for which it will stall her will diminish. Use it only when absolutely necessary. Even a ghost girl can´t fuck herself forever.
The ending MUST be performed before midnight. Failing to do so will grant her permission to enter your dreams. Do NOT allow her to do this or you will never ever have a wet dream in your life again. Additionally, performing the ending is not as easy as it seems. If she suspects you are about to try to end the game, she may hide. You MUST have her in your sights when you perform the “You wanna cum, don´t you?" command.
Concerning Second Attempts:
It is NOT recommended that you play this game more than once. Should you play it a second time, she will begin in the same position she was in at the conclusion of the previous game. This will not provide adequate distance to escape her.
Do NOT let her catch you or she will fuck you oral, ( vaginal ), anal & "eyenal" with her dildo after she pulled it out of her right eye. UGH!
If you ever see her in the mirror or other reflective materials after finishing the game you MUST NOT perform this or any other ritual ever again. The risk would be way to high!
THE MIDNIGHT FUCKER
This game was used as a ritual to summon "The Midnight Fucker" to punish rule breakers in Nympho religions long ago.
While it was mainly used as a scare tactic to not disobey the horny undead, there is still a very existent chance of extremely anal, oral, ( vaginal ) fucking to those who play the Midnight Game.
WARNING!: Play this game at your own risk!
1. You'll need the following supplies to play: Paper, pencil, cum/vaginal secretions, candle, lighter, a door and salt.
2. Turn off all the lights.
3. Light a candle.
4. Write your name on the paper, first, middle and last.
5. Masturbate and add your cum/vaginal secretions to the paper, allow it to soak in.
6. Place the paper with your name on the floor in front of the door.
7. Knock on the door 22 times with the ticking of the clock, the twentieth knock MUST occur at 12 AM.
8. Open your door and blow out your candle, and close it. You have now summoned the "Midnight Fucker".
9. Immediately relight your candle.
This is when the game begins. The goal is to avoid the "Midnight Fucker," until 3:33 AM at all costs. You may move throughout your home with the candle in your hand to avoid him. You can tell he is near when your candle burns out. It will become cold as well. You'll hear a low moaning & he will appear in front of you with a huge boner.
You must relight the candle within 10 seconds. If you are unable to relight your candle; form a circle of salt around yourself and stay inside the circle until 3:33 AM. If you are successful in relighting your candle, you may proceed with the game. You must continue to 3:33 AM, without being fucked by the "Midnight Fucker". If you're still unfucked at 3:33 AM, you've won the game & "The Midnight Fucker" will leave your house at 3:33 AM. If you did not escape his clutches; you will be extremely anal, oral, ( vaginal ) fucked (sometimes to death) until 3:33 AM.
ADDITION:
Indications that you are near the "Midnight Fucker" will include sudden drop in temperature, seeing a pure black, humanoid figure with a huge bonder through the darkness & hearing very soft moaning coming from an indiscernible source. If you experience any of these, it is advised that you leave the area to avoid the "Midnight Fucker".
DO NOT turn any of the lights on during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT use a flashlight during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT go to sleep during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT attempt to use another person's cum/vaginal secretions on your name.
DO NOT use a lighter as a substitute for a candle. It will not work.
DO NOT leave your house/apartment during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT use a dildo during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT masturbate during the Midnight Game.
DO NOT watch porn during the Midnight Game.
AND DEFINITELY DO NOT attempt to provoke the "Midnight Fucker" in ANY WAY.
Even when the game is over, he will always be voyeuring you...
Good luck, you are going to need it.
Come back, and let me know if you've won the game.
DARUMA SAN
Daruma-San, also known as The Bath Game, is probably best described as a horny version of Red Light, Green Light. After the initial summoning ritual has been performed, it follows the basic rules of a Japanese game called Darumasan ga Koronda — literally, “The Daruma doll fell down.” The player is “it,” while Daruma-San attempts to catch “it.” But if Daruma-San catches you… well, let’s just say you should never, EVER let that happen.
Curiously, Daruma or Dharma dolls are traditionally symbols of sex. The Daruma-San of this game, however, seems not to carry the same good luck as her namesake—and neither, should she catch you.
As always, play at your own risk.
Players:
1 principal.
Requirements:
1 bathroom with a bathtub.
NOTE: A shower may NOT be substituted. You MUST use a bathtub.
Instructions:
The Prelude:
Begin at late evening, just before you got to bed.
Shed your clothing and enter the bathroom. Fill the bathtub with water and turn out the lights.
Climb into the tub and sit down facing the faucet and taps. Close your eyes and begin to masturbate.
As you masturbate, repeat the words “Daruma-San fell down. Daruma-San fell down.” & gain a mental image of a japanese woman who plays with a dildo in the shower. She then fells very unlucky with her right eye onto her dildo. The dildo "drills" itself into her right eye & this injury kills her. Do not stop repeating “Daruma-San fell down. Daruma-San fell down.” until you have finished masturbating. Do not open your eyes.
Should you hear any noise behind you or feel movement in the tub, do NOT turn around and do NOT open your eyes. Ask loud, ‘Why did you fall in the bathtub?”
Allow the question to hang in the air. Then, keeping your eyes shut, carefully stand up and get out of the tub. Do not trip and fall yourself, and do not drain the tub. Exit the bathroom, shutting the door behind you.
You may now open your eyes. Leave the bathroom as you left it — water in the tub, door shut — until morning. Do not turn on any lights.
Go to bed.
The Main Event:
Awaken at your usual time. The game begins after you masturbated.
Go about your day as normal. You will feel a constant horny presence behind you; it is likely that, should you turn to look, you will see nothing. However, glancing over your right shoulder may occasionally reveal a glimpse of her. Her hair will be black and tangled, and she will have only one healthy eye. In her right eye will be a dildo.
She will attempt to get closer & closer to you as the day goes on. Should you spot her and find that she is too close for comfort, shout "Fuck you!" — and run away. The idea is to put some distance between you and her; do NOT allow her to catch you.
The Ending:
Capture her in your gaze by looking over your right shoulder.
Shout “You wanna cum, don´t you?" — while moving your arm in a masturbation motion. If you have performed this action correctly, a winning condition will have been achieved and the game will be over.
If you have NOT performed this action correctly… run.
Additional Notes:
She is fond of water and dark spaces; as such, it is recommended that you avoid immersing yourself in or crossing running water, as well as traversing dark spaces, until the conclusion of the game.
Use the “Fuck you!" command sparingly. Each time you use it, the amount of time for which it will stall her will diminish. Use it only when absolutely necessary. Even a ghost girl can´t fuck herself forever.
The ending MUST be performed before midnight. Failing to do so will grant her permission to enter your dreams. Do NOT allow her to do this or you will never ever have a wet dream in your life again. Additionally, performing the ending is not as easy as it seems. If she suspects you are about to try to end the game, she may hide. You MUST have her in your sights when you perform the “You wanna cum, don´t you?" command.
Concerning Second Attempts:
It is NOT recommended that you play this game more than once. Should you play it a second time, she will begin in the same position she was in at the conclusion of the previous game. This will not provide adequate distance to escape her.
Do NOT let her catch you or she will fuck you oral, ( vaginal ), anal & "eyenal" with her dildo after she pulled it out of her right eye. UGH!
If you ever see her in the mirror or other reflective materials after finishing the game you MUST NOT perform this or any other ritual ever again. The risk would be way to high!
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