Bought some toys

Let's see if I can take any of these.

http://www.aliexpress.com/item/Hot-9-66-inch-Realistic-Dildo-Sturdy-Suction-Cup-Dildo-Flesh-Dildo-Silicone-Penis-Realistic-Penis/1495943146.html

If you look at the size of it, it's 246mm x 50mm. Long and thick!

AND

Bought A, B, C, & D of these. http://www.aliexpress.com/snapshot/6240580665.html
These range from 155-200mm in length and 35-40mm in width.
The only one I have now is the huge head one in my pics. The head on it is 50mm and the shaft is 40mm..it's only about 130mm in length. The head is hard and not very pliable; hurts like hell going in, feels great inside, makes me cum VERY fast, and excruciating pain getting it out.

I'll take some vids of me trying to get these in my ass.