Crazy challenge fantasy/idea! :P

well first i should start by saying my phone was stolen last weekend and now i need to get myself a new one and thats what led me to come up with my insane challenge idea! :P

first i thought i could run a fuck-a-thon with donations to get my new phone! then i came up with a more "hardcore hard mode" version of the challenge lol! :P the only acceptable donations are single coin donations per fuck/suck/whatever and i have to do it until i can buy an iphone pro max 1TB for $2,719 with air pods max added on for $899 also adding on the new 2tb ipad pro and accesories for $4,297 the apple watch hermes for $2,649 and the 16" macbook pro for $5,249 and i have to get the apple logo tattooed right above my clit with "apple whore" written on it!! im wanting to find a strict dirty man or men to tattoo me and keep me collared and make me stick to the challenge and to keep track of my progress until im done! :P