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I am an Army brat. To those that don't know, its a difficult thing to explain. My only memoires of dad are of a Johnny Frost type character from A Bridge Too Far and of him reading Commando comic to me when I was supposed to be asleep. He was always smiling and never raised his voice. I choose to believe he made his decisions for the right reasons and hold him up as a hero defending his country and its liberty. I have four brothers. The younger two currently serve and my oldest was invalided from the Army when he walked away mostly intact from a helicopter crash. So I understand the sacrifice… További tudnivalók

To celebrate 30 days here on Hamster I thought I would share a personal story with you. I understand that Hamster probably has some very strict rules and guidelines about vulgar and adult content within the PMs so I decided to post it here and thereby avoid offending anyone. So if you are interested what follows is my first ever sexual experience. Warning: Contains mature content and one use of discriminatory language. I was 17 and working as an intern at a law firm in Putney Bridge to gain some valuable experience. The senior partner was around mid forties and he often used to have m… További tudnivalók

After my horrendous experiences with Turk44 I took a moment to conduct a scientifically motivated psychological experiment to better understand how to identify such disgraceful gentleman as early as possible. From the start Mr Turk44 was very demanding. A request for a "personal private photograph" was just the beginning. For two weeks I had to listen to tales of his loneliness, his chronic erectile dysfunction and how even the Thai ladies in the massage parlour laughed at him. I politely fended off date offer after date offer which he claimed involved him pulling "extra shifts" in his mini c… További tudnivalók

Being on Hamster as what I perceive as a normal woman is a paradoxical experience. I try to be polite and reply honestly to all messages But on occasion it is sometimes impossible to avoid upsetting very fragile male egos. I have been called a lippy whore, or a man pounding away at his keyboard for some reason, chubby (which is partly true I admit) and a prick teaser, not to mention a rather ineffective Russian agent of the KGB. I have been demanded to cam or KIK or WhatsApp and advised I should have my mouth ****d and my arse gaped by a queue of men. Not to mention the lure of a economical h… További tudnivalók

Because I know so many of you are on the edge of their seats waiting for my blog posts I thought I would share my anguish at the uploading process. Today was ear marked as uploading day. So far I have attempted 5 videos. They are just blank screens in the WAIT area of the video section so I have no idea if successful. However I have been able to play Hamsters wonderful IDENTIFY THE FIRE HYDRANT, STORE FRONT, BICYCLE AND TRAFFIC LIGHTS GAME for free approximately 342 times. I am not sure it will catch on and seems somewhat dated compared to Forza and Call of Duty.… További tudnivalók

I have just had my 25th offer for go make fuck in nice hotel. A generous £1000 was put on the table on one occasion, although I was offered as low as £250 and £500 seems to be the average tendered. It was not made clear whether the hotel room was included or if the invoice for the room and mini bar were to be split as per accepted common law applied in these cases. I have declined so far because I have an old fashioned moral code and an upmarket lady. Also I like to know the man whose cum I am going to swallow,… További tudnivalók

A gentleman was being rude to me yesterday and so I enquired how he expected to be successful with the ladies on here with out a basic grasp of Latin. He told me to eat shit and get fucked. No, Mr Jizzcock39, I said, you meant ede faecam de future. A lesson learned I hope… További tudnivalók