How to win a woman over

Over time I've come to witness some amusing examples of how my fellow men have put pen to paper / sticky fingers to keyboard in an attempt to steal a woman's heart by sharing their true inner feelings in an opening profile comment. I don't profess to be an expert in this area and certainly no Casanova but think I might have a better shot than this Turkish man who opened his heart with this literary classic:

Hello. I am Turkish man and love you as lady. I have own camel, I have two. I also own small tobacconist in Dolmabahçe. Marry me you will?

Közzétette: Lovedupinlingerie

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Lovedupinlingerie Közzétevő legutoljára elérhető: 4 év

Excellent news! Turkish man will be delighted and will inform him immediately. He did advise me in our last correspondence that he was due to acquire another goat thinking one might not seal the deal. So he will be pleased to hear he can now spend that money on some shackles and chains

Apparently the chain from the kitchen sink (bucket) to the lounge (hut floor) was not long enough and kept being disturbed!

Válasz

mps76 legutoljára elérhető: 4 év

A goat?! Im sold! Your insights into the Turkish market will come in handy, I shall bring you as my slave/advisor

Válasz

Lovedupinlingerie Közzétevő legutoljára elérhető: 4 év

címzett: mps76 : Lol Believe he's even more desirable now as word is on the Turkish market that he's acquired another camel and throwing in a goat as part of the deal. Just think you could become wife number 2,5,10 as well. I lose count! How could you possibly resist this man's charm?

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mps76 legutoljára elérhető: 4 év

Loves me as a lady AND has 2 camels? Is the Turkish guy still available?

Válasz