Charlie or Charles Johnson

Bemutatkozás: retired and not active in sex, naughty in mind only right now living in Naughtyngham, here though things could change, I might start to do it, I gotta keep in shape in case that happens, I jogged a half mile this morning at 7 AM and walked back, being naughty I do not do any illegal dope, once in the early 70's I purchased an off brand national men's mag at a gas station newsstand in Charlotte, NC, when I moved back in at my late folk's house to regroup after almost flunking out from college and being put on probation there, and in the mag was a fiction article that said "I dig dope, and I dig sex," so did I keep the mag at my folk's house? sure, why not, had to hide it in my bedroom, maybe kept it in my car under the seat, I no longer have the mag, but I have the long term memory in my mind, I used to buy men's mags from newsstands occasionally, back then there was no internet, not even VCR tapes, any film would have been 8mm film which you had to have a movie player for and a screen such as a white sheet, or a white wall, and the movie film would melt if you paused the playback, if you wanted to keep the movie you could splice the film with an extra inch of blank celluloid plastic with the little holes on the sides of it, maybe take it to a company that did that, but you wouldn't want to take a porn film to them, it was mainly printed adult material that was purchased such as tit mags at gas stations, they were only about $3 bucks then, compared to now adult material was in the cave man Stone Age, alot of mag pics were in black and white, so was all tv just about, some color starting to show up in the 70's, not HD focus though............I am retired and live alone in an 85 year old paid for 2 story house that I inherited, I am 5'9" tall and weigh 256 pounds, I live with shoulder arthritis and pop otc pain killers alot, and get cortisone shots in my right shoulder every 3 months, my legs are very healthy and they allow me to jog half mile jogs and then walk back during the early morning at sunup when it's cool and not much traffic is on the street, there's no sidewalks on the street so gotta jog when no traffic..........recalling an article from a national men's mag back in the early to mid 80's that had an interview of a female porn star named Beverly Morris, and in it she said "big dicks are prime," so that means you girlies better be sure to make dicks big-sized if you have the responsibility to make dick size........I had to consider myself as intersex when I saw shemales who were wellhung when flaccid who are more male than me, they don't have a beard like I do though, none of them do, I would use a long dildo in a harness with you to make me a big man who can go IN, not ON, and the artificial prosthetic device penis to me is artificial intelligence as a computer is, when fucking you backdoor-style with this on I think I'll read my old paperback Fortran IV Programming book from college when I took the course in Summer of 1973, I'll put it on your back as a table, I'm a quantitative aptitude person, I would say wow I don't feel a thing but I sure am having quantitative sex, I know you would feel the dildo though