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These are the the types of xhamster Users that I do not like: 1- The Chatty Batty: These users want you to chat with them for hours as a condition of your being a friend. OMG get a fucking life!!! Some of us have a life outside of XH. 2- The Detective: These users are full of questions about you. They want you to send them identifying pictures of yourself so that they can prove that you are you. WTF, this is a porn site, if you want to post your picture, then fine, but I don't have to. Back off Sherlock 3- The Flasher: These users send pictures of their genitalia in the hopes that you will… अधिक पढ़ें

Has anyone said I love you today? Did someone hold open the door for you, lingering just a few extra seconds to make sure you can come through? Has someone asked you how your day has been? Did someone smile at you today, even though they were a complete stranger you'll probably never see again? Did another driver flag you on to take their turn at a busy intersection? There are a billions of ways people around you tell you they love you every day, whether you or they realise it or not. Love isn't just romance. It's not just three little empty words. So in case your day is going so terri… अधिक पढ़ें

1. You wake up after sleeping for two hours. You have been up watching and playing with yourself for the past two nights. You realise you are tired, but you still put another video on and want to play again knowing you are going to be exhausted later. 2. You start to think about a scene after seeing someone who kind-of reminds you of a girl you saw in a video while standing in a checkout line at the store. You can’t wait to get home to find the clip you thought of. 3. Instead of going outside on a really nice day, you procrastinate by watching a video. Yes…you end up playing with yourself.… अधिक पढ़ें

It’s not uncommon for lesbians — especially femmes — to worry that they don’t look “gay enough”. Here’s why it’s time to stop worrying, and start embracing your own style! If you’re worried you don’t look gay enough, stop worrying! We can’t stress this enough: sexuality does not have an appearance. That being said, many lesbians (particularly femmes) receive flak for not fitting the stereotypically gay look. Sometimes called “invisible femmes”, these lesbians are often forced to come out again and again because their appearance doesn’t come out for them. In other words, because they d… अधिक पढ़ें

You hit the dating hotlink, select what you are looking for and where and are offered up loads of sexy women all here for porn and men. It must be true, right? Why read the profile even, if they have a fit picture then they must be worth my time! Well no, it's virtually always not but don't let that stop you because 'she' is answering your messages and has sent you some 'special' pictures or if you are really lucky (read unlucky) 'her' email address, WhatsApp, Kik, Skype for the proper chat, right? But she has a gallery with pictures of herself! Well yes she has foreign plug sockets, is driv… अधिक पढ़ें

Good evening. Here is the news for Parrots: No parrots were involved in an accident on the M-1 today when a Lorry carrying High-octane fuel was in collision with a bollard. That's a BOLLARD and *NOT* a PARROT. A spokesman for parrots said he was glad no parrots were involved. The Minister of Technology today met the three Russian leaders to discuss a 4 million pound airliner deal....None of them entered the cage, or swung on the little wooden t****ze or ate any of the nice millet seed. Yum, Yum. And while thats going on, here's a parliamentary report for Humans: In the debate, a spoke… अधिक पढ़ें

If you’re questioning whether or not you’re a lesbian, you’re off to a good start. Here’s how to take your curiosities to the next level. The short answer to this question? You just know. In reality, it’s not that simple. But chances are, if you’re grappling with the possibility that you might be a lesbian, you’re at least curious and/or confused – which is a good start. It might seem really scary and extraordinarily inconvenient, but I assure you, it’s for the best. There’s never a bad time to start asking questions about who you are, whether that means re-evaluating your care… अधिक पढ़ें

For those who have asked me over a Million times, i'm putting this into writing, so don't ask me again.......I'm looking for a woman that really wants to spend quality time with me, someone who shares my goals in life, and knows when to be serious but likes to have fun. Someone who wont mind just sitting around at home or going out once in awhile. I want someone I can share a meal with, someone to cuddle with, and wake up to. Someone who respects me and my opinion, even if she doesn't agree with me. That's ok, it's good to have healthy debates, as long as we can get over it and come back toge… अधिक पढ़ें

Hi, my names AnneMarie...⁣⁣⁣.. I get told that I care too much ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I’m too emotional ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I have too much energy ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I need to calm down⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I’m too smart for my own good I get told that I’m too loud ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I’m annoying ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I’m too much to handle ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I feel too much ⁣⁣⁣ I get told that I give too much ⁣⁣⁣ ⁣⁣⁣ My entire life I have been told these things and every single time it would absolutely destroy me. ⁣⁣⁣ I spent my life trying to literally not feel anything. To not care, not feel a… अधिक पढ़ें

So......Since I'm basically new on here, I've been looking around at peoples profiles, and I keep on finding accounts with this "BDSM Test Results" and I was very interested in what my will say......And boy was I in for a shock! == Results from bdsmtest.org == 100% Owner 100% Dominant 100% Ageplayer 100% Degrader 100% Voyeur 100% Rigger 100% Sadist 100% Master/Mistress 100% Daddy/Mommy 96% Primal (Hunter) 91% Exhibitionist 67% Experimentalist 42% Vanilla 36% Brat tamer 15% Non-monogamist 8% Boy/Girl 1% Primal (Prey) 0% Rope bunny 0% Slave 0% Degradee 0% Brat 0% Submissive 0% Masochist 0% Pet… अधिक पढ़ें

Hi lovely babes! welcome to my account, I am so happy you are here!! I’m AnneMarie, Pleasure to meet you, friend! First of all, thank you for visiting. This little corner of the internet was born during one of my quarantined-induced loneliness, and I’m beyond thrilled to see it come to life! I'm 20 years old, I grew up with 7 brothers and Grew up in an Aristocratic family, where I spent my time at teas and balls with wealthy older people, and not out with friends my age, I came out as a lesbian when I was 10, but I fully accepted it when I was 12 and told my family & friends. I've only be… अधिक पढ़ें