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My good friend passiva inspired me to do this. I did find all of these online. There's some good ones here. Do you live on a chicken farm? 'Cause you sure know how to raise a cock. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. You're just like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home. Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you're making me hard. If you're feeling down, I can feel you up. My dick just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass? Are your legs made of Nutella? Because I'd love to sprea… अधिक पढ़ें