Quotes For Men.

Quotes For Men:

You can lose lots of money chasing women, but you will never lose women chasing money.

Women use sex to get love, men use love to get sex.

Women are like shadows: the more you chase them, the faster you run the faster they run away and you will never be able to catch them...but what happens the minute you turn your back on them and walk away?

Whenever you are too worried about someone else's approval, that person loses respect for you.

It is better to be disliked for being who you are than to be loved for who you are not.

The most attractive quality of all is dignity.

Don't trust a woman who won't perform oral sex on you.

Avoid single women with a bunch of k**s at home!

The less attachment you have to women the less suffering you will have.

Always remain a mystery to women and let them know you have other options.

Before marriage & k**s men have the power.

Falling in love is like getting in quicksand. It's easy to get in and hard to get out.

Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener.

The person less interested in the relationship controls the relationship.

Why is it all the women with fake hair, fake nails, and fake bodies expect to find a "real man"?

Men want new pussy like women want new shoes.

It's easier to prevent getting in a relationship than getting out of one.

What starts out with laughter often ends in tears.

Love is the delusion that one woman differs from another.

A person who is nice to you but not nice to the waiter is not a nice person.

When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason - there's a reason.

Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence (a life sentence!!!)

Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore marriage is an institution for the blind.

A happy marriage is a matter of giving and taking; the husband gives and the wife takes.

Lend money to a friend and you lose both, money and friend.

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.

Any man who thinks marriage is a 50/50 proposition proves that: Either he knows nothing at all about percentages, (or) he's got an awful lot to learn about both women and marriage.

A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the 'Y' becomes silent.

Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.

Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Lust is easy. Love is hard. Like is most important.

Women are from mars and men have a penis.

Dumb men will always get married. So will smart women.

A man is called a "catch" because he's trying to run away.

Why do divorces cost so much? Because they're worth it.

Why get married? Just find a woman you don't like and buy her a house!

50% of Americans (and 52% of Brits) end their first marriages with divorce, and nearly 70% of all second marriages end in divorce.

You never truly know a woman until you meet her in divorce court.

The truth about men & women: Men want new pussy and women want money & security.

Some women are expert housekeepers. Every time they get divorced, they keep the house.

Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left.

All relationships are based on prostitution. Men want pussy and women want money.

Porn! It's cheaper than dating.

Support Gay Marriage! Everyone should have the choice to be miserable.

Men have nothing to gain from marriage yet women have everything to gain from divorce.

Truly powerful people don't explain why they want respect. They simply don't engage someone who doesn't give it to them.

I might not be be Mr. Right but I will fuck you until he comes along.

You jump through hoops any time you repeatedly make it very obvious you're giving your "all".

Before sex, a man isn't thinking clearly and a woman is thinking clearly. After sex, it reverses. The man is thinking clearly, and the woman isn't.

Anything a person chases in life runs away.

Where are the Real Men? Avoiding women who use the term "real man". All men are real, some dare to ignore women's attempt to define their manhood for them. Hey ladies, how about a definition of "real woman"?

Act like a prize, and you'll turn her into a believer.

Be an independent thinker at all times, and ignore anyone who attempts to define you in a limiting way.

The more independent you are of her, the more interested she will be.

She simply won't respect a man who automatically goes into overdrive to please her. (Be a crazy bad boy)

You can get away with saying much more with humor than you can with a straight face.

ever notice how 'wed and married'
rhymes with 'dead and buried'?

Women come and go but you are stuck with you forever. (Love yourself and put you #1)

The person you choose to marry is never the same person you divorce.

The only person who won't leave you is yourself