I am real.

Thank you for reading this.
I want you to know that a very real, fat, and sad person is typing this.
There is no way I can think of to prove to you that this isn’t simply a bot generated message - people can program bots to do all kinds of stuff these days, eh?
Send me a message. I probably won’t reply right away but my reply will be genuine. Or is that the sort of thing a bot would say?
Im pretty sure I exist.