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The Basics:
I'm a verbal sleazy minded hairy otter who loves to mock and role-play super intimate sleazy verbal bareback lovemaking and bonding sessions with virtual strangers. You can find me at the same username on Chaturbate.
From instant Ramen noodles to instant true-love! All bareback, all weekend long! Let's make it babe!! ;-)

Who I am IRL:
I'm a nerdy guy. I live inside my mind 90% of the time. Very observant and curious. I have a technical day job (won't go into detail here...). I'm mostly reserved and quiet. I love comedy/parody/satire, and I have a great sense of humour too.

In places and spaces like these I really have no patience with people who easily succumb to context collapse. We are all different things to different people, situations and institutions. It's not dishonest or hypocritical. You do it too. You may just not have realised it yet. If it's your first time hearing this term, please do yourself a favour and read more here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Context_collapse.

Back to the Sex: *slurp*
I love guys with a sleazy, smutty open attitude to sex. Chemistry is key, so I really like to engage sleazily & intimately with guys...*slurp*. Hence I like being very verbal and profane...!
I prefer quality over quantity: My goal is to connect with guys with whom I have great sexual chemistry on here and then move to CB, Skype etc. If we have a mind blowing sexual connection there, you bet I will go to great lengths to hookup with you irl. FUCK YES!!!

On CB or any of the other platforms we may connect, an open attitude and eager craving to have my raw Love-Tool inside you, makes my Dick go hard instantly. I'm very verbal and profane, but not into into sadism/masochism at all. So violence etc. is kinda boring to me...

Physical:
I am 183cm tall, and about 80kg. I have straight ash-blond hair and a full thick dark beard. I'm hairy with a very musky scent, and I love it that way. My cock is slightly larger than average and uncut. My ass is very hairy and plump.

Orientation:
I'm 100% fully versatile and I have an open attitude. I find that I have a lot in common with other guys who also identify as fully vers. Most of them tend to also have a similar "open attitude" as I do and are often into fisting etc., and that is SUPER FUCKING HOT!!! I'm not into being fisted myself. It's a bit of a buzz kill for me, because it doesn't require active arousal from the active partner.... But, I do love keeping my pussy open and available at all times...!!!

As a top, my ideal bottom would be a smaller hairy man around my age. Around 160cm tall and 65kg with a sweet eager pussy that it begging for some long sleazy bareback lovemaking and bonding sessions with me and my Tool, would be close to perfect. Top that off with being secure "fully vers" and with an "open attitude" that is not afraid of deep sleazy fucked-up off-the-books intimacy, and I'm FUCKING ALL YOURS BABY!!!
(Baby. If you're listening to this, and this is you... Come to to me babe! I'm here for your... Come and open-up that sweet pussy for me baby!!!)
Of course this is only an ideal description. Not a requirement. All are welcome. I'm open and curious...

As a bottom, the ideal top would be the sleaziest raw only-bareback verbal intimate DICKMONSTER DADDY! "Open-attitude" goes without saying. Throw in a decent size raw lovemaking Tool (that doesn't require a cockring etc. to keep it erect...!!!), a bod covered in some tatts, ear piercings and a thick cuban link chain around his neck, and I'm ALL IN! Full House!!!
(Dad. If you're listening to this, and this is you... I AM ALL YOURS! PLEASE take my cunt anytime you want!!! I'm here for you!!!)