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🙇 Welcome Home My Friends 🙍

Singles, Couples and Unicorns Welcome.

We Are;

Miss. Kitty Katt'Kum

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Dr. Howie Feltersnatch (GYN)

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👋 Hi Y All,
We would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.

We are fun, funny, clean, well kept and dressed business owners with full hearts and open non judgmental minds.

We share a great sexual chemistry, are very much in love and have been side by side since 7th grade, enjoying all types of new and exciting experiences together, always together.

When meeting potential playmates, we would be pleased to bond casually over a drink at a near by dance club or perhaps a quiet dinner affording everyone involved the opportunity to hopefully acknowledge a mutual attraction.

But that aside today we sure could use some help... Here is our dilemma.

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Kitty and I met at age 14, on my first day at yet another school, in yet another town, in another state of which by then had grown to more than 20 in my rapid fire vagabond life created by a father, stricken with the infirmity of wonder lust migration toward what he believed was the land of opportunity, the east coast. And through a blur of complacency and general disinterest I by chance lift my head to gaze upon a passing, barely teenage stunner with the face of an angel, a body built for sin and the demur manorisums of profound kindness which in an instant I recognized as "My Home In Her".

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🌷 I can with her, fall in love once, even a hundred times a day....

Perhaps standing in line I look to see the most amazing women.

And in those briefest of moments as Kitty is walking toward then past me on her mission of the day, I will have loved her with all the passion of an entire lifetime. 🌷
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Anyway, back to the story. That evening while still unpacking, my newly installed phone rings, as I am a stranger to the area I wonder who it could be and with giddy anticipation I hurry to answer.
Hello I say, and to my astonishment a voice asks...

Is your refrigerator running ??? to which I unthinkingly respond yes it is, and the obviously female yet oddly familiar voice responds with the classic....well then, you better go catch it.

Instinctively and now much to my chagrin I blurt out...."What Are You Wearing" and in her laughter I recognize the strangly familiar voice and say Kitty...is that you ?

As it turns out, Kitty and her loyal band of compatriots had managed to aquire a couple Six Packs and a couple Doobies and were drunk dialing crank calls at random. What instantly struck me like a rock to the noggin was the galacticly astronomical odds against her calling me, having JUST arrived on the east coast, with a JUST installed UNLISTED number, all a mere 5 hours following my knee weakening "Love At First Sight" moment with her.
UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE.

And at that moment of unmistakable kismet I knew, My Fate Was Sealed. And to this day, we have not parted for even a single night.

On the morning of her 18th birthday, she walked out of the only home she ever knew and into a life-long Feltersnatch addiction.

At 21 we married and planted a seed that blossomed into Cherry Hill Alarm Company LLC in the quaint little town of Cherry Hill New Jersey, but all the while never losing the inate ability to frolick and play like loons every weekend (weekend warriors) which for us, has been the perfect love story come to life.

Now, moving through adolescence in the perpetual persuit of adventure, in all its forms, I had understandably aquired a taste for the extreme in all things which she happily yet cautiously joined me in although, not quite too the level I had become accustomed never the less, she was always at my side, just close enough to the flame to feel the heat but never truely burned, sort of a "Silent Partner" in crime as I set out to experience everything with a pulse, and less than four legs. So much so that while my 1st love and night job was always writing and playing music, my first day job was running a strip club, even before I could legally drive, and have been involved in the porn industry ever since which BTW was 3 years before Moses so needless to say, she has been up close and personal in some of the craziest shit imaginable but again, never inordinately so.

Now as most agree, social melioration is durived through interpersonal connections and experiences without which we would become stunted in every aspect of live.

But enough about that, please allow me a moment to digress as I share with you a story about a girl named Kitty Kat'Kum, please follow me on this.

When Kitty is 98 years old, on her death bed and last breath I should think she would begin to contemplate her life and lack of perspicaciousness of bonding with and experiencing only one soul, only me and if so, would not the significance of that "Light Bulb Moment" of regret, the regret of having not just intercourse but an emotional connection with only one person in her entire life KILL HER DUMB ASS right on the spot !!!

And so now she is dead, hovering over the entrance to heaven, perturbedly awaiting an invitation to enter and hoping for at least a "Gold Star For Morality" when GOD himself throws open the pearly gates, takes one look at her and erupts into hysterical laughter screaming.....

FUCKING LOSER...

What a waist of the life I have given you, then slams closed the gates in utter disgust.

And ya, It's just an absurd reefer 🚬 induced tale but if you think about it, how does she know what a prodigious sexual experience really is. I mean sex is so vehemently impassioned and at its core propoundence of the most passionate moments imaginable.....The Very Essence Of Life !

All she knows is me and for all she really knows, I could be the sexual equivalent of Forrest Gump and she wouldn't know the difference and that sanareyo my friends, strikes me as being so absolutely fucking obsurd I can't stand the thought of it !!!

So anyone with a heart, anyone who cares about others please drop by, offer Kitty some insites into your most momentous experiences or perhaps words of incouragement and fuckery to foster the passion to get in the game before it's too late.

And so my perverted little friends, won't you help this poor unfortunate soul avoid such a terrible tragedy by showing her what she has been missing before it's to late after all, she could die tomorrow.

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Happy Wife...
Happy Life.

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Give More Than You Can Afford...
Take Less Than You Need.
It Is Through Giving That We Receive.

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I Gave Up One Night Stands...
For The One I Can't Stand To Give Up.

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Religion:

The Purposeful Suspension
Of Critical Thinking.


Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr Howie Feltersnatch GYN

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"The Enlightned Orgasm"

By way of loving wisdom make darkness light.

Thus lies the path of
ANTISAPATION,
The truest sensory delight.

To be savored not dismissed with
harried dispatch by it's oppressors,

Finds Quieted Serenity.

Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch (GYN)
2019

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Now we would like to thank you folks fer kindly droppin in.

You're all invited back next week to this locality to have a heapin helpin of her hospitality.

Swimmin Pools, Movie Stars.

Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y all come back now.

Y' hear.

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A Better Way

IN THE UNLEARMING OF JEALOUSY replaced by compassion and the immense joy of giving, arises utter jubilation in one’s self, derived through the fulfilled contentment of their partner. Certainly not through the stomping of jealous rage detracting from it.

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It's The Difference Between "A GIVE" And "A TAKE".

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With each and every "Take" fueled by twisted self importance and entitlement through perceived owner ship, we REGRESS.

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With each and every "Give" fueled by love of the other, we PROGRESS further toward the other and they in turn toward you.

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NO NEED NOR WANT OF A MAN CAVE HERE

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Follow a non-traditional path and perspective, not one that equates love to possession, oppression and the dutiful carrying out of the terms of a treaty.

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Polygamy is a constant even throughout the Bible, King David had a thousand wives.

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Embrace Libertarianism in your relationship. Once Authoritarianism is removed, the love between two people is no longer defined by blindly obeying the misconceptions of ancient and archaic rules of self entitled absolute possession and control of what they WILL NOT do, but rather the nurturing of their MUTUALLY ESTABLISHED joy in, and love for each other.

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Sex is so extraordinarily complicated. At its best, its most passionate, sex embodies so much more than its physicality. It is the psychology of the idea not the act of it.

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Whom ever shall deny their partner in these things, their relationship shall surely parish.

Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch (GYN)
2020

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I LOVE WINE

I remember when I was A Young Girl playing at my Daddy's winery.

He loved everything about wine, the Long Hard vines, the Dangling Fruit with its sweet Juice but his true love was Soaking The Corks.

He would Rubb and Massage the Corks until they were Long and Hard then give them a Slow, Deep Cork Soaking. He could even Soak 2 Corks At The Time. He sure did Love Soaking Corks.

I would secretly watch him Soak Cork after Cork. Sliding His Hand Up And Down until the Corks were Long, Thick, Hard and Dripping With Juice. He said his favorite Corks of all were Firm and Smooth with the Perfect Suction as they Slid In And Out of a Eager Throat of the bottle. Father always said, there is nothing better than a Cork Buried In A Tight Juicy Throat.

Watching him Soak Cork, I had Fantasies of Soaking Cork to but alas, I didn't know how until one Hot summer day when we were alone in the Cork Soaking room.

Daddy said he didn't want any of his Juices Spewed on my clothes so I must Strip. After Stroking His Cork for a few minutes he gazed into my eyes and said, Cum down on your knees and Soak My Cork.

And with a Firm hand he Guided Me as I Slowly Soaked His Rock Hard Cork. Deeper and Deeper it slid and with every Thrust Of His Cork Down My bottles Eagerly Awaiting Throat it grew Larger, more Swollen And Dripping with the Sweet Juices Of Its Fruit until it Came to a Happy Ending all the way down my Tight Little Throat.

As I eagerly Lapped Up All Daddy's Juices he said, You Little Cork Soaker, with some practice you could be a Huge Cork Soaker and that before they were married, Mommy Loved Soaking Long Hard Corks just like me. She Soaked The Corks of All His Friends, Half The Football Team, Three Quarters Of The Prison Inmates and every milking cow in 3 county's but lately she had Lost Her Taste For Soaking Cork.

Then he warned me, never tell Mommy that Daddy taught you to Soak Cork. He said Mommy would be terribly Jealous if she knew I took her place as...

The Best Little Cork Soaker In Town.

Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch (GYN)
2020

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Life Is Not A Spectator Sport, There Are No Passengers We Are All Crew.

Life Unlived Dishonors It's Creation And Through
It's Negligence We Are All Less.

Empty Does Not Seek Half, It Covets Plenitude.

Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch GYN
2020

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Does Extended Passionate Kissing Give
Rise To An Emotional Connection Liken
To Sex ?

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I Don't Mess With Bombs,

Because You Have To Be On Time With Bombs.

Kitty Katt'Kum
Dr. Howie Feltersnatch (GYN)
2020

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The Greater you wish them to treat you outside the the bedroom...

The greater you should treat them inside the bedroom.