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Shakespeare said parting is such sweet sorrow. He clearly was not married to my frigid xwife. I'm pretty sure I woke up the other night to my penis whispering 'thank you for freeing us' it was probably the mushrooms, as I often don't hear the real people in the room let alone any extra voices. But hell, I'm a believer maybe I have a talking cock.. hoping I can option a script to disney..I'd like matthew mcconaughey, or Gilbert gottfried to do the voiceover for my dick.
I love to eat pussy. Love it. Toys are cool I aim to please. I would probably do 90% of what is in the favorites and there are a few in there that were just wtf!? enough to keep around. Looking for orgies and a couple cool down to earth, hopefully funny people for regular hookups and friendship. I did the monogamous thing for a decade. I can do it for the right (and evidently wrong) person. But I'd prefer an open honest relationship if it goes there. A partner in crime to cheat WITH not ON. I'd rather hear you tell me a slutty real life story than pretend you only have eyes for me. People basically don't work that way. New friend has introduced me to a much more dominant version of myself that can have alot of fun punishing such behavior ;)
I am usually a big shooter. In real life I like tits of all sizes. But tits and explosions are always bigger in the movies..
I care way more about your ability to laugh or make me laugh than body type, skin color, or any other skin deep shallow shit. It's not even close.