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Very horny & degenerate but otherwise decent, respectable, well educated, & clean typicaly modern middle aged jolly English chap. Previously entitled ``Sir'' (awarded for services in facilitating bribery & corruption in public life) but unfortunately my knighthood was withdrawn when Her late Majesty - God rest her soul - was advised of my descent into degeneracy, rather a shame but to be honest I couldn't give a fuck about that as long as it has made my cock feels so good. Perhaps the new King will reinstate me, he is a filthy sod & hates politicians so might do it to fuck them up !!! recently reluctantly retired from extremely lucrative & highly sucessful criminal career because i could no longer be arsed to stop wanking & get out of bed in the morning, & now living highly depraved enjoyable life as a full time wanker with ample resources to fund my hobby, ;possessed of a girthy circumcised cock with large mushroom head that would be fit for purpose if it were ever to be called into action, but as this is as likely as Buffoon Boris telling the truth about anything under the sun, it is in reality reduced to being robustly pleasured manualy once or twice a day, without having to resort to blue pills to date. World class at pussy sucking, gaining outstanding compliments & reward from satified females (in my dreams) To date have always been straight but increasing descent into debauchery has brought me pantingly madly curious about bi, shemale, & 3some possibilites, & tentative explorations have been made in those directions recently. I also fancy myself as a master of dumb submissive fucktoys & have some expertise at mind control over them including the restriction of responses to answer only "yes sir" "no sir " or "inexcusable sir " , & heaven help their buttcheecks if the third of those is appropriate to their behavior or performance, punishment would be swift & painful, more details on application, Favourite females are from the far east - Japan, Thai, Pinoy etc - but would never turn actual sexual opportunities with any type of female/male, but as these have in recent times been as rare as rocking horse droppings, forget about it. Am only interested in contact on this site so please do not ask for or offer your email, kik, skype etc details, as polite refusal will be forthcoming, followed by more robust measures & ultimately death, however exceptions can now be made at my discretion. Now the legal bit that everyone seems to put in but here refined for my particular desires & needs & UNFORTUNATELY WHICH A FEW FUCKWIT TWOTS ARE NOT WHOLLY TAKING ON BOARD, SO My ludicrously expensively hired shyster lawyer insists that I state `` I have to advise you that I have a zero tolerance policy for any shitters, spammers, time wasters, fuckwits, & general assholes etc & should I encounter such consistent behaviour ftom anyone this will mean bringing down a mega shitload of pain upon yourself, I will unmercilessly fuck you up. get medieval upon your ass, & throw you head first into a hole in the desert ' ;just to confirm for clarity - anyone who really thinks it is my cock boning the Asians & other hoties in the remaining public vids must be either blind, dumb as fuck, up to their addled eyeballs in substances, or are being brilliantly ironic, and as for the pointless disclaimer that everyone puts in, fuck it, those of you who do not understand the reasoning behind these disclaimers, I dont fucking blame you, there is none in legal reality, rather like those fuckers who claim legal name fraud & similar baseless anti-lockdown defences, & is of cause like walking into a courtroom with a t-shirt saying ``i really am a fucking idiot''