Sung to: (these are a few of) My favorite things.

Verse:
Spanking my girl with her ass in the air
She straddles my cock as I sit in a chair
Tying her down to a bed with some string
These are a few of my favorite things

Chorus:
When I'm horny
And alone
I pick up the phone

Then my girl comes to me
And rips off all my clothes
And then she juuuumps my boooones!