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== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
89% Submissive
89% Non-monogamist
83% Rope bunny
81% Experimentalist
80% Slave
80% Exhibitionist
78% Switch
76% Rigger
76% Voyeur
75% Degradee
75% Ageplayer
72% Boy/Girl
68% Daddy/Mommy
68% Primal (Prey)
63% Brat
58% Pet
52% Degrader
50% Dominant
50% Primal (Hunter)
46% Masochist
46% Master/Mistress
43% Sadist
43% Owner
41% Vanilla
34% Brat tamer