Females Hate Men Into Porn LOL!

You ever notice how certain average females hate you if they suspect you're a porn addict? It's happened to me throughout my lifelong porn addiction. It's sooooo fucking funny. Those cunts tend to be "politically correct" feminists. They look like this, gross. Instead of this, Perfect 10 Heavily Plasticized Porn Goddesses: Or this:Or this: [image class="blog-image align-center size-large"]266627… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 5 Jahren 19

Mid-year Gooning Totals

Which whores did I blow the most loads to during the first six months of 2018? Here we go: SEVEN-way tie for FIFTH place with THREE loads apiece: ALURA JENSON SAYA SONG JUELZ VENTURA KARMA Rx BRIDGETTE B JYNX MAZE… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 5 Jahren 33

Desert Island Porn: A Group Blog

Let's have some fun. You're stuck on a desert island. You can have only ONE scene to goon to for the rest of your days. (Yeah, I know, ANY scene, no matter how hot, will get old eventually, but just play along). What would that scene be? Yes, just ONE scene. Two rules: you need to provide an XHamster link to the scene and you need to briefly explain why you love the scene so much. including what Porn Whore(s) are in it. **** I'll start. An oldie but very goodie. Teagan Presley - latter-day Teagan after all the plastic surgery that turned her into the ultimate Perfect 10 Porn Barb… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 37

Angela White AVN's Performer of Year. HUH?!?

What is everyone's thoughts on what I think is an utterly embarrassing choice for AVN's 2017 Female Performer of the Year, announced in January in Vegas at the annual AVN Awards? Angela White is pretty much completely off my porn radar. . She basically does nothing for me. I don't think she's anything special in the looks department and I HATE big NATURAL tits (so inferior to Big FAKE tits).. I looked at one snippet of a scene of hers once and hers and quickly moved on to something WAAY hotter. I've… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren

2017 Gooning Totals

The numbers are in, they've been painstakingly counted and the results have been compiled. A whore had to take at least three of my loads during the year to make the list. And now, without any further ado, let's go to the scoreboard my dear fellow addicts! In 9th place, with THREE loads apiece, is a NINE-WAY tie: CHESSIE KAY SAYA SONG DOLLIE DARKKO https://thumb-p3.xhcdn.com/a/2bdZHo728u-1rrB64pz81w/000/16Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren

JASMINE JAE: 2017 Porn Star of the Year

This uber stacked, plastic British Porn Goddess beauty is clearly THE 2017 Porn Star of the Year. No one has made me cum more - hands down. No one has drained my sack more - hands down. And she doesn't coast on her breathtaking perfect looks. She's a nasty, skanky double-A uber whore. NOTHING is off limits. No one else CUMS close to impacting the industry more than PERFECT 10 PORN GODDESS JASMINE JAE. Jasmine Jae: 2017 PORN PERFORMER OF THE YEAR. Easy, obvious decision.… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 15

RIP SHYLA STYLEZ

One of the All-Time Greats who Milked Me Countless Times. RIP Shyla, .… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 24

Retire the Outdated Thumbs Up/Down System

This has been a pet peeve of mine about XHamster for years: the outdated thumbs up/thumbs down voting system on pic/GIF galleries and videos that allows members to anonymously vote thumbs down on perfectly beautiful porn images, like this: What porn lover in his/her right mind would vote thumbs down on this? Well, somebody did. Or this? Well, somebody did. Or this? Well, somebody did. [image class="blog-image align-center size-large"]164610… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 8

My All-Time Top 10 Porn Whores. And Yours?

New group blog. Who are your Top 10 Porn Stars of All-Time? They can be active or retired, dead or alive. You don't have to list them in any kind of order (but you can if you want). BUT YOU HAVE TO LIST 10 OF THEM. For the True Addicts out there, you can list up to ten of your second tier Top 10 - Nos. 11-20 - and up to 20 Honorable Mentions. I'll add at least one pic from your list to the blog. I'll start. Here goes: MY TOP 10 ANGELINA VALENTINE is my All-Time No. 1. Latter-day Angie (starting 2011) with TONS of plastic.… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 62

Which ONE Porn Star Would You Fuck? A Group Blog

A new group blog. Which ONE Porn Star Would You Fuck If You Could? List her in the comments and I'll add her photo here. The only rules are: - You can only pick ONE. - She has to be ACTIVE. No retired stars. Try to pick some one is REALLY ACTIVE RIGHT NOW, not someone who is winding down a career and does one or two titles a year. I'll start. For anyone who knows me well, my choice will CUM as no surprise: For anyone who knows https://xhamster.com/users/gunner01 well, HIS choice - same as MY choice - will also CUM as no surprise. The one, the only ..... JASMINE JAE… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 69

"Top 10 Porn Stars of the Year"? Huh?!?

Just for shits and giggles, here's a rival porn tube site's Top 10 Porn Stars of the Year (so far) based apparently on a combo of number of videos and views or some such shit. Some of the choices are legit IMO, some are questionable, a few are patently ludicrous. But lists are fun and everyone has an opinion on 'em, so here it is. Feel free to weigh in and comment. 1 - LISA ANN She's retired, but I love her, think she's absolutely gorgeous and have many, many loads to her over the years. One of the most popular porn stars… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 19

Porn Stars Who Do NOTHING For You - A Group Blog

While I love, worship and adore DOZENS of Porn Goddesses, there are a certain few Porn "Stars" do NOTHING for me. I couldn't get it up for them with a crane, much less blow a load to their sorry selves. How bout you? Who are the ones who leave you flaccid, who should never have entered the business and who should leave ASAP? Tell me your choices in comments and I'll add them and their pics/GIFs to this blog. Make sure you state WHY she/they do nothing for you. I'll start. SUNNY LANE is quite possibly the LEAST hot Porn "Star" of all time. Wholesome, sweet, country girl-next-door just ain… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 6 Jahren 41

My Jerking Off to Porn in Public Fetish

In addition to all my private Bate Caves over the years, I've jerked off to porn in public for DECADES. Back in the 70s - long before the internet, long before VHS tapes or DVDs even - I used to goon to porn movies in the old Pussycat adult theater chain in Calif. I would always go there wearing my painfully cliched - but very functional - tan raincoat which I had altered by cutting holes in the pockets so I could reach my cock and stroke. I'd leave immediately after cumming. In the 80s… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 14

Turn OFFs in Porn: A Group Blog

We all love porn, but there are some things about it that each of us - individual tastes - can do without. What are they for you? List 'em in the comments and then I'll add em - with a pic or GIF depicting your turn off - to the blog. ***** I'll start. I in general HATE overly verbal GUYS in scenes, which is why I don't watch a lot of gang bangs or blow bangs these days. I don't want to hear a bunch of DUDES dirty talk, ONLY the whores. If I was still directing and did another gang bang title, I'd tell my male performers not to talk at all. They can certainly moan and groan - especiall… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 82

In 2016, These 19 Porn Whores I Loaded to Most

Here are my year-end totals, compiled from my monthly goon diaries, of which Porn Whores I loaded to the most in 2016. I really didn't know who No. 1 would be, and God, was I ever surprised. (Then again, I shouldn't have been). Most of the winners were my perennial faves, but there were a few surprises along the way. To make the cut, a whore had to drain my sack at least FIVE times over the course of the year. In total, I blew 252 Porn Loads in 2016. Here's the whores I blew the most to: In sixth place is an EIGHT-way tie, with FIVE loads apiece: LUNA STAR… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 55

Will AVN FINALLY Give Adriana Chechik THE Prize?

ADRIANA CHECHIK has again been nominated by AVN for Female Performer of the Year, an award she should have gotten hands down the last two years straight, but which those clueless idiots at AVN denied her (for whatever inexplicable reason. Too nasty?). Adriana is without doubt the most impactful female performer in porn the last few years and it is an absolute out… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 34

The Hot Tenant: a Sexist Porn Fable.

I own some rental properties. In one of them - two 20-something female tenants recently had a falling out. One is a light-skinned black chick who is FUCKING GORGEOUS and looks like SKIN DIAMOND'S daughter, Mmmmmmm .... The other is an average dumpy white chick who is a 6 at best. They both tried to get me to evict the other. Even though the dumpy white cow has been there for 18 months, and the gorgeous half-black babe has been there for only two weeks, I… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 6

Fave Porn Star of All-Time: A Group Blog

Let's keep this long overdue blog simple, shall we? Who is your favorite Porn Star of all time? ONE choice per customer. Tell us who it is in the comments section, with a brief explanation why and - if you want - a link to a single pic or GIF of her. I reserve the right to comment on others choices - good, bad or indifferently. This is MY blog, after all:) UPDATE: https://xhamster.com/user/wolvie667 has started a companion group blog - SECOND Fave Pornstar of All-Time: https://xhamster.com/posts/597879 List your favorite here and your second favorite there[/i… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 120

Calling All FEMALE Porn Addicts

As Porn - fueled by the Internet - continues to spread its deliciously wicked tentacles to every sector of society worldwide, without precedent enslaving more humanoids than ever before to its many rich rewards, the phenomenon of the Female Porn Addict CUMS to mind. (See corresponding Female Porn Addicts GIF gallery https://xhamster.com/photos/gallery/6996591/female_porn_addicts.html) Then again, is it a real phenomenon or merely the fantasy of many a male porn addict?… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von sexistpigpornadict vor 7 Jahren 29