fetch me a turd

Our story begins on the third Sunday of Autumn, just after noon, in the suburban home of our heroines. Inez Fulton is the size seven brunette drinking an overpriced IPA. She is wearing nothing but a Brian Urlacher jersey, and pink socks with white stripes. Diamond Albright is the size nine with Harley Quinn extensions talking her ear off. She's wearing black stretch pants, and a green Fubu t-shirt. She'd just finished speaking at length about the Facebook drama of her sister, and breathlessly started talking about the calico her coworker Nancy adopted. As she was describing the cat's green but… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 2 Jahren

Sculpting An Ice Queen

Assistant District Attorney Alexandra Cabbot sat at the bar in a sports bar named Brad's with a distinct Bradley Cooper theme. She had read an article about the place and thought it was perfect to hunt for a man. It wasn't one of her local haunts, or a place she frequents with coworkers; rather no one here knew her reputation as the ice queen. In college she was so focused and determined to become a lawyer who put the scumbags away, she missed out on all the debauchery common to college students. And work kept her very busy, so busy that she was 34 years old when words like, "When are you goin… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 3 Jahren 1

A Bit Of Inspiration

She calls me out of the blue, urging me to come over. She just kept saying she wanted to try something. She's a dark haired, white MILF and I am rather horny, so I take a Lyft to her trailer. The door is unlocked as she is expecting me. I find her lying on the bed wearing dark grey sweatpants and a grey sweater. She's mocking me with her feet, bound together with a single red ribbon. The pale soles of her. feet dancing to the beat of Otep Seduce & Destroy, toes wiggling nearly at eye level. It's difficult because I'm not into feet at all. In fact they kind of disgust me. Also, I note that… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 3 Jahren

Dark Desires At The Brothel

Makin’ money is never a problem when you have my particular skill set. Don’t get your ‘too many movie watching’ panties in a bunch, I’m rated to operate any make and model of crane. Been doin’ it since my friends dad gave us the hook up for construction jobs fresh outta high school. But that’s not what this is about, my job has never gotten me pussy. Only one thing has ever gotten me pussy, and that’s money… The Yellow Clam was originally a brothel for Chinese workers when building the railroad. Over the decades the residents have changed but the name stuck, it’s kinda an unofficial historic… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 3 Jahren 1

Janice's Tale (a work of fiction)

My name is Janice and I’m 39. As you can see I have a bit of a muffin top, a bit of a belly and no ass. So I never thought it would happen to me. I’m a secretary in a dental office, it consists of making appointments, cancelling appointments and confirming appointments. It’s not the place to meet men. The majority are either happily monogamous or not looking for anything beyond a one night stand. I have had a couple of those though. I had just gotten home on a routine Thursday evening. I used my key to unlock both locks to the front door, I remember that. I put my shoes onto the shoe rack and… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 3 Jahren

Ceres Calhoun's first time

Ceres Calhoun was a vicious stereotype of a plain jane & ugly girl. Her pale skin, waif body and figure were unremarkable. Her straight brown hair was parted in the middle and pulled into a ponytail by a black scrunchy. She didn't help the image with a brown cardigan, over an off white button up blouse tucked into ill fitting brown trousers that exposed her brown socks. Her shoes though were white trail running shoes. Rather they were once white; now they were filthy with mud and dirt from executing their primary function. She liked to run, but more on that another time. She was senior arc… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 3 Jahren

It's mother's day but...

Why would you wish your mother a happy mother's day on xhamster? Can she see it? Your friends with your mom on a porn site?… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 5 Jahren

I don't want anything done to me

I want to tie bitches up and fuck them. I want to curse at them an use epithets. I like hair pulling, ass spanking and rough fucking. I like the ideal of being powerful, and my partner powerless. I wanna do it in public places and at inappropriate times. I wanna explore each others orifices. I wanna roleplay, I wanna see her in various uniforms and costumes and fuck her. And of course I want her to swallow my loads. But I have no wish for things to be done to me, nor do have I a wish to be sadistic. My willingness to do these things comes from wanting to satisfy my woman's pleasure.… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 5 Jahren

My sexual philosophy

This is the continental This is the main thing I can see you dancin' for a pack of wolves I can see them fighting for a chance to pull But they ain't got a shot (shot) Because the way to make you hot Is to let you do your own thing Instead of trying to make you stop Go on ahead my dear and dance This is the new romance Whatever you want to do, I'll make it happen fast I am the Continental I am the main thing Whatever come for and after me is yin yang Why settle for a star when you can have the sun? C'mon let me do you like you want to be done Alright cut. Dissolve to a purple floor You and me… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 5 Jahren

Good reads

L'Histoire de Juliette ou les Prospérités du vice, and the English title is "Juliette, or Vice Amply Rewarded" The 120 Days of Sodom, or the School of Libertinage Both by Marquis de Sade The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty, Beauty's Punishment & Beauty's Release; a trilogy by Anne Rice as A. N. Roquelaure The Story of O by French author Anne Desclos under the pen name Pauline Réage Lost Girls, a graphic novel written by Alan Moore and illustrated by Melinda Gebbie… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

Gentlemen, why are you sending me friend requests?

The guys I've sent friend requests to was because I like their collection of porn and it's an easy way to find it. But I have to wonder why guys send me requests. Any answer is fine. I'm just curious.… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

Any woman can get laid...

Any woman can get laid; anyone who says otherwise is a liar. Sure they're not the ideal guys you'd want to fuck, but the truth is there's no woman on this planet (disease free of course) who cannot find someone willing to fuck her. And if you can't it's because your sample pool doesn't have enough members (see what I did there?).… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

how I wish to flirt

Pray avail me of that part of your body which is capable of giving me a moment’s satisfaction, and, if you are so inclined, amuse yourself with whatever part of mine may be agreeable to you.… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

women who refuse to date men who watch porn respon

How fucking insecure do you have to be to not want to date a partner who watches porn? These people hear horror stories from the 1970’s and think this is the standard for all human behavior. Why do I watch porn? It’s the closest I’ll ever come having sex with another actual person. This is why I love cybersex, because I’m interacting with another person. But if I could get off using my mind and touch (I can but it gets boring after a few decades) then what the fuck would I need a partner for? The whole point of watching porn (imo) is to remind me that I want to have sex with someone other tha… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

Masturbation quiz

Are you male or female? male Age? 37 (Currently) At what age did you start masturbating? 11 How many times a week do you masturbate? 14 How many times do you orgasm each time you play with yourself? Every time Where do you masturbate: In bed? ✔ In the shower? ✔ In the bath? ✔ Outdoors? ✔ At work? ✔ Every room in the house? In a car while traveling along the interstate? What do you fantasize about when you play: A significant other? A friend? ✔ A friend's spouse? ✔ A stranger? ✔ A co-worker? ✔ A member of the same sex? A member of the opposite sex? ✔ A past lover? ✔ What position do you… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

A Week In Review

Wednesday; I went to work as usual. An intriguing new member has been added to my team. her name is Victoria Scully, and I’m attracted to her lack of attractiveness. Her lack of curves, of features, her plainness; make me wonder if anyone has ever lusted after her. Has she ever looked at someone and read the lecherous intent in their eyes? Has she ever thought that someone would want to stuff every single one of her orifices with their cock? Has she ever known that someone would want to make her swallow gobs & gobbs of their cum? Has she ever felt the lust pouring off another? I assure you i… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 6 Jahren

dirty minds 0001

She acted like she’d never seen a dick before; staring at it with her head angled to the side. With a flick of my wrist she gently grabbed it and started stroking with no rhythm. I doubt she was left handed. Her big brown eyes betrayed the question on her mind, “Can this whole thing really fit in my mouth?” Which was a lie. My cock wasn’t big enough to warrant such thoughts. “You can play with my balls k**.” Said I. She seemed apprehensive about touching my balls. Maybe she’d heard how sensitive they are. More likely she was grossed out by the long hairs growing from them. She touched them… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 7 Jahren

couldn't think of a title

I woke up face down, gagged and handcuffed to my bedframe. Every light in my bedroom was on. I was naked but not alone. Next to me was my ex-girlfriend Julia. She looks like the girl next door, in a Seattle suburb. Brunette, brown eyes, dimples, nose ring, a size two. She was naked and smiling as sweet as can be. “Hello Todd.” she said rubbing KY jelly all over her hands, “You had a lot of mean things to say about me on facebook after our break up. They hurt me. But you hurt me because I hurt you and I’m here to make it all better.” She started to stroke my cock. Her strokes were a little r… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 7 Jahren

Mack "Big-Mac" Warner

Mack Warner growing bored watching interracial lesbians on his laptop. His small penis was limp between his fingers. Mack was a five foot ten inches tallled andd weighed 147 kilos; half black half Samoan fat guy stereotypically alone on a Saturday night. He was no virgin, but he only got laid in high school and college because he was on the football team. His supply of pussy disappeared the day he wasn't drafted, 12 years ago. He's been a security guard ever since. He doesn't regret it, though. He entered asian teen BBC into the search engine and as expected hundreds of videos came up. He pick… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 8 Jahren

the first time i ever thought of this

It's 4:51 am and I'm awake trying to think of new key words to search for on porn sites when I get a text from Charlie, my best friends wife. She knows I have a means of purchasing marijuana 24/7 (thank you medical marijuana) and wondered if I'd acquire her some. I agree provided she drove. She picks me up looking mundane; ass length golden hair tied in a quick pony tail. 36dd tits covered by a cheap green bra and a white system of a down t shirt. Ample thighs covered by brown khakis, she greats me with a cheerful "Hi". I say hello and enter her 1996 red Nissan truck. She drives like it's five… Weiterlesen

Veröffentlicht von camay1997 vor 10 Jahren