Make Your Cum Taste better (2nd Update)

For me, the first time I had my own cum it was kind of an accident. I was doing what a teenager does and didn’t want to just squirt it on the floor so I used my hand while standing in my room and my mom walked in. I had my back to the door and just discreetly licked it out of my hand and finished "fastening my pants". Little did she know I just discovered an amazing tasting treat, “No wonder women like sucking cock”, I thought. After that I never “wasted” another drop if I could avoid it.

But it always tasted different, sometimes a little more salty or other times just a little bitter. It was not hard to figure out it was the piss left over in my cock, depending on it’s age or concentration. A few times it was unusually good tasting, those were the times I remembered my piss didn’t have a strong odor. So, one time I got a hold of a squeeze bulb, kind of like a turkey baster, and injected water up my cock a few times to wash it out, a cock enema. Then I went ahead and fucked myself and came in my hand and licked it up. Just amazing, it tasted as good as the first time I remember. I was even more in love with my cum. But it still could be better, so I worked out a cock enema procedure that would leave my cum tasting as pure and good as possible.

First, you need a squeeze bulb, like I said, a turkey baster is a good substitute and can be gotten anywhere. Try not to use your wife's, or mothers, okay? Fill the bulb with water, take a piss and get rid of as much as possible. Stand at the sink and use the squeeze bulb and inject the water up your cock until it’s “full” and let it drain. Then repeat at least two more times. Refill the bulb or baster and this time inject the water but let it partly fill your bladder. During this time squeeze down like you are stopping a flow of pee mid-stream, remove the bulb and let it drain but keep the water you forced into your bladder inside you. It may take practice to get the timing right, but it’s not like you have to wait to try again, like having an orgasm. Also, try to get as much water out as you can so your cum is not diluted. It’s best as thick and rich as possible.

You can even take it a step farther and partly fill your bladder and drain it a couple of times before doing the procedure above. The more, the better. Just remember, the final rinse is just pushing clean water inside you and clamping down mid fill. Now, go and fuck your self and have the best tasting cum you ever had. Or, for a real treat for that special someone do a cock enema before they suck cum out of you. They will be amazed and insist you do a cock enema every time. Leave a comment below and tell me what you think of your new taste.

Update 1

Got some more good news for those of us who enjoy consuming our own or someone else's cum. It seems if you eat enough pineapple or drink the juice, over several days, that your cum will begin to taste sweeter. I have heard this from a few cum eaters on a couple of my profiles on different sites. So I would say it most likely is true. I am going to try this and also see what my cum guzzling wife thinks, too. I just wish it would increase my volume to an ounce, or so. That way I would not have to save from several orgasms for a decent treat. But, the orgasms are nice in themselves, so it works out. Also, both sources said they have good luck with Zinc supplements to make your discharge thicker, too. This may help out with volume as your body tries to thin it a little and adds water, but I'm not sure on this.

Update 2

Doesn't sound like "on topic", but stay with me. I flushed out my limp little cock thoroughly anticipating an orgasm while chatting with another guy who was about to skewer and stir his balls only the second time. I Tried to stir the left one while he damaged his, but it has so much stringy scar tissue from stirring it to make it smaller I could not stir it. So I did what I could and skewered it all the way. I was horny but really wanted a nice orgasm, so I unwrapped the soft rope they were banded with while he stirred so I could pull on the needle skewering my testicle. I've done this many times and the pleasure from it always got me more aroused. It felt so erotic as my testicle stretched out from the needle skewering it. But as I pulled I got more aroused, yes, I was limp as usual but I was "on the edge". Without thinking I stretched it out beyond the reach of my spermatic cord and really did not care.

I relaxed it so I could chat and discuss each others experience so far. Absent mindedly I was down playing with my little balls, as usual, and I noticed there was no fleshy little orb surrounding the needle through my sack. I felt my libido sky rocket along with just a little concern. "Oh fuck, I ripped my testicle right off the needle through it." I pulled the needle out of my sack and explored while pulling the wrecked gland out from my body. It had completely collapsed when the lymph that keeps them firm drained out through the rip. Now normally it is pleasurable to handle my pathetic little testicles, especially now that they are smaller and softer, but this was beyond belief. I could feel the contents in it as I squeezed it. No, it did no hurt at all, it is very pleasurable. I explored my ruined testicle for several minutes, I could not keep my fingers off of it. And as it occurred to me that a very significant amount of my seminiferous tubules got pulled out through the tear my arousal increased even more.

Not 4 minutes after I found my collapsed little testicle in my sack I had to hurry to get my hand under the end of my limp cock to catch my cum. It was one of the best orgasms ever, and I have nice ones. I didn't even have to stroke my limp little cock, but I did to extend the spasms going on inside me. Yes, the guy I was chatting with found himself in orgasm also when I told him what I just did to my testicle. By the way, neither of us are gay, we just want tiny, soft balls. Of course the cum in my hand was not going to waste, it went right in my mouth. Talk about a great ending to an amazing orgasm, it tasted soooo good! I wish I made a pint of it. Was it from the damage I just did to my worthless little testicle? Probably not, then again, our hormones go crazy during orgasm, and this one was amazing. So, there may be something that can be said for orgasms that result from extreme sex involving damage to out sex organs.