Porn Matters - Chasing The Perfect Load
WARNING: If you are offended by images of cocks, you are going to be offended by images of cocks in this blog. Then again, if you are offended by images of cock maybe you shouldn’t be watching porn at all (or just stick to Girl/Girl – yawn, snooze, zzzzzzzzzzzzz!).
Anyway, moving on…
For most REAL men (surely ALL REAL men) the perfect night in consists of:
A. House to oneself
B. Ensconced in his dimly lit man cave / bate den / wank room / jizz hut
C. Naked
D. Legs spread
E. Rock hard cock in hand
F. Surrounded by sleazy, perverted, fucked-up porn – strictly no vanilla allowed and never a condom in sight
G. Edging for hours, oblivious of the world outside
H. Culminating in a shuddering, ball draining, jizz laden climax
I. Starting all over again – determined to seek out that next porn high…never satisfied with what has gone before.
In Überprüfung
(Copyright Sexistpigpornadict!!! King of the Bate Den).
What more could any REAL man want? Perhaps some lube?
For some others, poppers?
Maybe a Skype wank with another pervert? Or some communal filth viewing with porn br0thers on a social platform such as Rabbit? Or maybe even watching porn in a public place…
BUT I think I speak for every REAL man when I say that the more porn we watch, the more intense we want the whole experience to beCUM. Each load needs to feel more satisfying, more intense, deeper, harder, nastier than the last. Alas we don’t always achieve that goal (in fact, if we are being honest, somethings the intensity of our LOAD is disappointing). Of course this is not surprising when one images how much porn us REAL men consume on a daily basis AND how much more hard-core that same porn is compared to the past. Bottom line is, we have just about seen it all by now. From gang bang…
…to triple penetration…
From ass to mouth…
…to one whore eating cum out of another whores well used ass hole.
But what never changes is our desire for the power of our bate to completely take us over, to immerse us. We want the porn / bate zone to control our heads and our cocks. We want to go right to the edge time and again before finally tipping over it into REAL man heaven. Our cocks urging us to go deeper and deeper into a life of porn perversion. There is no such thing as too much porn – your cock knows that, as do your balls.
So in that spirit, some of us seek extra stimulus. Of course the porn will ALWAYS be the most important ingredient in our long perverted bate session – ably supported by our hard cocks and willing hand. But recently I have sought out a little extra help.
Over Christmas I was enjoying a (very) long, hard-core bate session (ticking-off all the criteria listed above). Scanning the net for anything and everything that could get me off. A shaved teen cunt, a whore getting her ass loaded by multiple perverts, cum swapping, anal gapping, another wankers porn collection on XHamster. My desire to take by bate to the next level and experience a more intense load had left me curious about trying out a cock ring. I know other porn wankers swear by them - the feel, the sensation and most of all the pleasure when finally draining their balls. So in the middle of my prolonged porn fueled wank session, I found myself on Forttroff.com, the men’s sex toy site. Whilst I stroked I scanned their pages for sex toys and ended up spending over $300 dollars on a range of cock wear (they say you should never shop for food when you are hungry – the same applies to buying sex aids when you have been edging for four hours). So I ordered a lot of them so I can experiment and see which ones make my cock and balls feel best.
The first was the FT RAW, Triple Play Cock ring. Because I am a bit of a retard, I struggle sometimes with working out which hole goes were (i.e. cock out of one and balls in the others). Nonetheless, when I do work it out (completely by chance rather than design) the Triple Play is a nice feeling, without it being too restricting – probably a good place to start for cock-ring newbies.
Too much cock. Here’s some nice cunt porn…
Next up was the FT Silicone Grunt cock ring 3-pack (just rolls of the tongue – imagine ordering over the phone). This is a real winner because it acts as a cock ring and ball stretcher all in one (I must confess I was not familiar with the term ball stretcher before this). Much more intense than the Triple Play. Loads feels a whole lot nastier when stroking to hard-core filth. And you can use, one, two, three in any combo.
A little bit too much dick? Try this cock sucking whore…
Then it was time for some metal on cock with the FT Manga X Cock Ring. I think it is fair to say that this is for the more experienced cock ring user (they probably wouldn’t play around with the rubber stuff). This feels sleazier than the others but more fiddly to get on and stay on (perhaps I bought one that was too small for my massive cock!).
Here’s some more hot stuff to take your mind of the cock…
But that wasn’t enough for this total addicted pervert wanker. So I ordered a metal ball stretcher too - the FT Mango Trainer no less!
Heavy on the balls, this again feels nice and nasty when the mood takes me. This and some hard core, deep ass fucking porn is a great combination. But I think this is still boy’s play compared to the really extreme ball stretchers available.
Let’s take a breather for a moment…
But my cock needed more, so finally I added the Tenga Flip Ultra. Honestly speaking I have probably used it two or three times. I don’t think it is particularly well put together, too fiddly and not anywhere near as intense as us serious bators would want from our long edging session – so the jury is still out on this for me. .
Of course all of this paraphernalia is designed with one thing in mind – to ensure that my porn loads feel even more satisfying, even more extreme and even more intense. For REAL men that’s what it is all about.
What do you do to get off to porn?
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Below are some of the cock ring products mentioned in various wankers responses to this blog. Check them out. Give them a go. Shoot a load:
The Ball Spreader as recommended by Jazzinazz.
Jazzinazz also likes the 8 Ball Sprocket cock ring. Looks great.
Filthywanker (who is a bit of an expert on the subject) swears by the Steel Tear Drop Cock Ring - gets him off real good...
Anyway, moving on…
For most REAL men (surely ALL REAL men) the perfect night in consists of:
A. House to oneself
B. Ensconced in his dimly lit man cave / bate den / wank room / jizz hut
C. Naked
D. Legs spread
E. Rock hard cock in hand
F. Surrounded by sleazy, perverted, fucked-up porn – strictly no vanilla allowed and never a condom in sight
G. Edging for hours, oblivious of the world outside
H. Culminating in a shuddering, ball draining, jizz laden climax
I. Starting all over again – determined to seek out that next porn high…never satisfied with what has gone before.
In Überprüfung
(Copyright Sexistpigpornadict!!! King of the Bate Den).
What more could any REAL man want? Perhaps some lube?
For some others, poppers?
Maybe a Skype wank with another pervert? Or some communal filth viewing with porn br0thers on a social platform such as Rabbit? Or maybe even watching porn in a public place…
BUT I think I speak for every REAL man when I say that the more porn we watch, the more intense we want the whole experience to beCUM. Each load needs to feel more satisfying, more intense, deeper, harder, nastier than the last. Alas we don’t always achieve that goal (in fact, if we are being honest, somethings the intensity of our LOAD is disappointing). Of course this is not surprising when one images how much porn us REAL men consume on a daily basis AND how much more hard-core that same porn is compared to the past. Bottom line is, we have just about seen it all by now. From gang bang…
…to triple penetration…
From ass to mouth…
…to one whore eating cum out of another whores well used ass hole.
But what never changes is our desire for the power of our bate to completely take us over, to immerse us. We want the porn / bate zone to control our heads and our cocks. We want to go right to the edge time and again before finally tipping over it into REAL man heaven. Our cocks urging us to go deeper and deeper into a life of porn perversion. There is no such thing as too much porn – your cock knows that, as do your balls.
So in that spirit, some of us seek extra stimulus. Of course the porn will ALWAYS be the most important ingredient in our long perverted bate session – ably supported by our hard cocks and willing hand. But recently I have sought out a little extra help.
Over Christmas I was enjoying a (very) long, hard-core bate session (ticking-off all the criteria listed above). Scanning the net for anything and everything that could get me off. A shaved teen cunt, a whore getting her ass loaded by multiple perverts, cum swapping, anal gapping, another wankers porn collection on XHamster. My desire to take by bate to the next level and experience a more intense load had left me curious about trying out a cock ring. I know other porn wankers swear by them - the feel, the sensation and most of all the pleasure when finally draining their balls. So in the middle of my prolonged porn fueled wank session, I found myself on Forttroff.com, the men’s sex toy site. Whilst I stroked I scanned their pages for sex toys and ended up spending over $300 dollars on a range of cock wear (they say you should never shop for food when you are hungry – the same applies to buying sex aids when you have been edging for four hours). So I ordered a lot of them so I can experiment and see which ones make my cock and balls feel best.
The first was the FT RAW, Triple Play Cock ring. Because I am a bit of a retard, I struggle sometimes with working out which hole goes were (i.e. cock out of one and balls in the others). Nonetheless, when I do work it out (completely by chance rather than design) the Triple Play is a nice feeling, without it being too restricting – probably a good place to start for cock-ring newbies.
Too much cock. Here’s some nice cunt porn…
Next up was the FT Silicone Grunt cock ring 3-pack (just rolls of the tongue – imagine ordering over the phone). This is a real winner because it acts as a cock ring and ball stretcher all in one (I must confess I was not familiar with the term ball stretcher before this). Much more intense than the Triple Play. Loads feels a whole lot nastier when stroking to hard-core filth. And you can use, one, two, three in any combo.
A little bit too much dick? Try this cock sucking whore…
Then it was time for some metal on cock with the FT Manga X Cock Ring. I think it is fair to say that this is for the more experienced cock ring user (they probably wouldn’t play around with the rubber stuff). This feels sleazier than the others but more fiddly to get on and stay on (perhaps I bought one that was too small for my massive cock!).
Here’s some more hot stuff to take your mind of the cock…
But that wasn’t enough for this total addicted pervert wanker. So I ordered a metal ball stretcher too - the FT Mango Trainer no less!
Heavy on the balls, this again feels nice and nasty when the mood takes me. This and some hard core, deep ass fucking porn is a great combination. But I think this is still boy’s play compared to the really extreme ball stretchers available.
Let’s take a breather for a moment…
But my cock needed more, so finally I added the Tenga Flip Ultra. Honestly speaking I have probably used it two or three times. I don’t think it is particularly well put together, too fiddly and not anywhere near as intense as us serious bators would want from our long edging session – so the jury is still out on this for me. .
Of course all of this paraphernalia is designed with one thing in mind – to ensure that my porn loads feel even more satisfying, even more extreme and even more intense. For REAL men that’s what it is all about.
What do you do to get off to porn?
************************************************************************************************************************
Below are some of the cock ring products mentioned in various wankers responses to this blog. Check them out. Give them a go. Shoot a load:
The Ball Spreader as recommended by Jazzinazz.
Jazzinazz also likes the 8 Ball Sprocket cock ring. Looks great.
Filthywanker (who is a bit of an expert on the subject) swears by the Steel Tear Drop Cock Ring - gets him off real good...
vor 7 Jahren
Always wanted to try poppers but still not tried any, I have talked to a fair few that have used them and they have been recommended to me so will have to look for some soon to try.
Gotten into chatting with others on here whilst jerking which is always fun and would recommend to anyone here.
But yes as we become more addicted we do seek more and more from our sessions and it's toys that many of us look towards of one sort or another. I personally have recently bought a Tenga dicksleeve and just the other day a fleshlight. Both of these sex toys are good to use and can lead to pleasing orgasms but as mentioned it can be less "intimate" than my hand ... whether that is because of the toys not being up to much or due to chronic wanking for decades has dulled the sensitivity in my dick I don't know. Would certainly recommend as something different for those looking to add to their "porn armoury".
I did also get a cock ring but a cheap one that a female fuck buddy wanted me to try out. The sensation of it was good to start with but was really lightweight and soft rubbery texture that has already almost deteriorated. I will be looking into more solidly built cockrings soon as they are good fun for any serious wanker. Some really nice info on types of cockrings in your post so will be sure to seek out something nice in short order.
In our house there are 2 filthy bi whore (myself and Katie) and her sissy husband pete (AKA the fuck pig). Regardless that only one of us has a real cock ( there is a range of strap ons though we all call these "wank" sessions. So what happens in a typical wank session for 3 filthy perverts like us.
A. Its daily. Even if we aren't on XH at least one of us is on some site trying to find the filthiest nastiest porn we can.
B. It always happens in our "dungeon" a converted room next to our garage under our house. We think it must have been a recording studio because its sound proof, it has a concrete floor and floor waste drain so any messes can be hosed out. It has a aircon as well. After years of cunt, cum, piss, sweat, cigarette and bong smoke it has its own nasty dirty lovely aroma. As a working dungeon it always has toys handy and recently installed scaffolding on the back walls if someone needs tying up. It is pretty dimly lit and doesn't have a lot of colour. 2 lap tops hooked to two of the largest screens we could find means there is ample porn for all.
C. Always naked
D. There is a small bar fridge for beer, white wine, champers, etc.
C. "Play" as we call it never happens without the bong and cigarettes. Katie and I hardly smoke outside of the dungeon but in here is our place to be filthy. There is is always some strong pain killers and Valium on hand in case the play get rough. (like last weekend LOL)
D. The fuck pig has a number of cock ring, ball stretcher combo's. As I said before we have a lot of toys in the dungeon but Katie and I hardly ever "play" or chat on XH without a plug in our shit holes. Both being anal whore we love that feel of ass. We prefer the metal kind wit the thin stem as it allows our ass chutes to close tight around them so they don't normally fall out. Of course we have large and enormous plugs for when we get a little more adventurous or for the fuck pigs sloppy hole. We have converted a Man-o_lith dildo to fit my strap on harness and I love to wreck his ass hole with that. Katie loves to watch and we are thinking of upgrading to a larger toy.
E. Vanilla porn should be banned! Katie and I spend days looking for the nastiest filthiest porn we can find to "was" off to. Now we don't give a fuck what sort of porn, straight, bi, gay, tranny, if its legal and its hot we love it. A cock wrecking a shit hole is still fucking horny regardless if the shit hole belongs to some 18 you slutty girl, guy or tranny.
F. We love pain. If you don't thats fine, we fucking do. Queen snake cunt whipping vids are sooooo fucking good. LOL Instant cunt wetters
G. One orgasm is never enough. A session in the dungeon has been known to go for over 12 hrs. Katie has been known to fall asleep chatting because she is so fucking wasted LOL
H. We aren't changing anything except to get dirtier if we can.
So all our porn love. JR
A. I think cock rings are total Alpha Male products - they are about men wanting to get off as hard as possible. What could be more masculine about that? Cock rings are for REAL men
B. Are they virtually none existent in straight porn because the male talent fear that it implies they are incapable of getting it up without one? Or, as Filthy says, because it gives too much focus to the dick rather than the cunt? Is it because they are associated with gay pom?
C. what other sex aides are good for wankers?
Anyway, more later. Thanks for the contribution Filthy.
#1 "Slipping on a cock ring is a signal of intent – the sign that one is serious about a deep, selfish bate with the intention of an even deeper load."
Jackoff, that's exactly it. You encapsulate it well. And as you've suggested in replies to others, it is as much psychological as physical. Love and devotion to our cocks is deeply-set, hard-wired and mentally engrained. Cockrings make showoffs out of all of us; adding exponentially to the feedback loop between wearer and wanker... I love your use of "selfish". The word has negative connotations most of the time. But when describing the wonders of that deep wank: swollen and trussed with rubber, leather, silicone or steel, "selfish" exists as a delicious multi-layered description of the pleasure zone that REAL, sleazy, cockringed men can inhabit. By adorning our cocks, we objectify our SELF, as wantonly as we objectify the whore's asshole on screen.
The different styles of cock jewelry suggest a dizzying array of sexual taste, similar to the all the sub-genres in porn itself. One man's teardrop is another man's sprocket. While some wankers prefer manipulating their balls, others get off on extra-small glandular attention-seekers. And by the sounds of it, those mighty nuts of yours may be where your cock-ring evolution takes you? Only time will tell. But man, it's gonna provide a host of bate-episodes you're never gonna forget.
And the "selfish" nature of the motive for slapping on a silicone grunt probably goes some way to explain why cockrings remain a rarity in str8 porn. Their inclusion conveys a similar cockcentric signal of intent to the voyeur - that the cock in the shot is to be adored and adorned and fashioned just as much as the cunt or asshole. We've come a long way from those dark days when the male performer was largely un-credited and barely considered at all. By admitting cockrings into a scene, one's attention is automatically centred moreso upon the pleasures of the cock. Some studios have got the balls - others haven't (not yet).
(Mmm, must slap on another... To be continued).