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So once upon a time I was at work and these two guys were talking about sex, and one of them says that he likes tits, to which the other said no, he only likes ass. So they look over at me and ask which one I like, to which, I said that while I am partial to both ass and tits, that I only love cunt. This stopped both of them, and I didn't think anymore about this conversation until the next day.

The very next day there was this insanely good looking woman who also worked there who came into my office at lunch time when the other two weren't there, and she asked me about my answer that one of my coworkers had shared with her. Now I couldn't tell her the truth as you will see later, so instead I made up some story about how older women had good cunts in my opinion, which is true, but not the real reason.

So the real reason is that I love cunts is because whenever a woman shows me her cunt I have ended up fucking it. The problem for me is that I have been married now for many years and so I can't fuck her and yet I desperately wanted to tell her the real reason, I couldn't tell her in case she wanted to find out if I was true to my word.

In any event you know who you are don't you N****e L***s.