Questions for little dick guys

since i've joined xhamster i've been surprized by how many guys have small dicks. To start with what is "little". From what i've gathered an average dick is 6" give or take a half inch, so let's say little is 5" or less (erect). Of course exceptions are made for guys with really thick 5" dicks. The other part of "little" dick is the thickness. If you buy a medium cockring (cockrings usually come in 4 sizes, x-large, large, medium and small) and it easily slips over you dick then that means you have a thin dick.
So if you are 5" or less (like me) long and less than 4" around (again like me) then these questions are for you. What is the most embarrassing or humiliating experiences you've had? Was it when you showered with other guys and saw how small you were comparied to them? was it when some female ask if you were "in yet" or were "all the way in"? was it during a group sex situation and you had the smallest package of all the guys there? how young were you when you realized you had a small or below average dick? did having a small penis lead you toward being a cuckold, bi-sexual or gay?
I think it would be fun (and embarrassing for us little dick guys to share our experiences with others!
Also any females that would like to committ or share their own "little dick" embarrassing/humiliating moments i think we all would like to hear about those. Same with guys that have average to large cocks, have you humiliated or embarrassed a little dick male?