Difficult Sex QUIZ with a PRIZE

THE SEX QUIZ (Or certain meanings of words that you would rather not explain to a c***d)
1. Second brass instrument, the tart.
2. Sounded as if IV had IC in a race?
3. Sake regularly went about a play on words.
4. Piano, say, but not a vertical tart. (2words)
5. The thrill of a nettle sting!!!!!!
6. Cueist bags potter to hide a tender bit. (2words)
7. Matisse painted her in red trousers.
8. Record of events lost original notes.
9. Lakeland hill at moon?
10. Fender to Fender? (3words)
11. And Typhoo thought it was for keeping leaves in!
12. Branched crystals of frozen water that coalesce!
13. Post a funny tender place. (2words)
14. He utters in a low inarticulate voice?
15. Abstainer takes artist back.
16. This should be had between parts of a meal?
17. Likes having sex with a dead body!
18. M’s best took time.
19. 3 slices of toast with BLT or chicken etc? (2words)
20. Matelots to the auditorium!
21. Queen of Carthage took first lease on this toy.
22. Nell Gwynn:- “I am the protestant……..”
23. State before trap, a place to put your member?
24. Normal people keep spanners and screwdrivers in this.
25. Young dog had a temporary shelter. (2words)
26. Ropiest pharaoh, drunken tart!
27. Hundred and fifty one, ‘tis about soldiers!
28. Flower necklace perhaps or perhaps not. (2words)
29. Oscillating small greyish brown mammal. (2words)
30. Cereal opening. (2words)
31. Sail post, old city, club and radical atom.
32. Chimney about very loud, original right bungler!
33. Sex with lower a****ls?
34. Good French queen!
35. Large semi-aquatic rodent – her bits!
36. Excessive desire by female for sexual activity!
37. Working article is one thousand.
38. Ring her? (2words)
39. Large powerful tawny unspotted cat of America?
40. Mum – Famous from the American Pie Movies? (Initials)
41. Moist fantasy or vision. (2words)
42. He examines the entrances to the sewers and services? (2words)
43. 1760yds up iron. (3words)
44. And you thought you just ate these in Cornwall!!!
45. The queen lost pole but got loud.
46. Baron’s colour before McCartney’s group! (2words)
47. The cowboy in “Toy Story”.
48. Male cat? What a tart!
49. Latin for with?
50. The F in SNAFU?
51. Cooler by city?
52. Sounds like a frosty tart!
53. Cyclops the adder, say?
54. Found in oysters and go round ones throat. (5 8)
55. Part of a Dromedary’s foot, perhaps? (5 3)
56. Message received and understood?
57. Threaded to hold things together?
58. Policeman, very with it, but after time!
59. Straw coloured rain! (6 7)
60. Jim Dale acted the part of this Dr in a Carry on film?
61. Ace, unnatural partly looked after it, as an alternative.
62. Entity with an independent existence that lost Ulster!
63. Firm, it is followed by America.
64. Broken spine.
65. Spurting out in a rapid sudden stream?
66. Both disappointed by a premature one of these?
67. Is’n’t this where planes are meant to come down!(7 5)
68. Grease goes in here with a heap of root crops? (6 5)
69. Marks and Spencers – as Spooner might say. (3words)
70. Inter about c***d’s horse mail!
71. Baldrick had a “……..Plan”, helped by regular isle, American.
72. Sauce took in Benedictine title.
73. Conrad’s Lord took in first of sex for liquid.
74. With a new thousand queen was a tosser!
75. Adore globules. (4 6)
76. Change sides in referendum or plebiscite?
77. Surely she should be part of the rugby scrum!
78. Musician’s one night stand with WC first to second.
79. Male bird, easily conned.
80. Wind old boy takes in judge.
81. Dutch boy put his finger in here?
82. She was the original sexually loose untamed tart.
83. Bag a squirrel keeps his food in.
84. Roy, perhaps and Jim went wild.
85. Uses his tongue on the cat! (5 6)
86. Does he sit in the saddle when bird racing? (4 6)
87. Mingle without first layman.
88. Overweight caught c***d’s horse and a duck.
89. Gonna top her bits when out.
90. The Frenchies took second Scotsman.

First 90 out of 90 correct gets the prize, alternately best effort within three months of this date will get the prize. Please send answers as a Private Message on our profile, do not put answers on this blog post. Full answers will be published and sent to all participants at the end of the three months.
This is not meant to be easy, some are Times Newspaper cryptic standard, others are straight general Knowledge.
The Prize is an invitation to play with one of my girls.

GOOD LUCK - you will need it