Some Pick up lines and their Witty Answers........

Man:Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: Please whisper those 3 little words that would make my day!
Woman: Go to hell

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a Female Impersonator.

Man: I know how to please a Woman.
Woman: Well, please leave me alone.

Man: Can I buy you a drink?
Woman: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

Man: I'm a photographer and I've been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon and I've been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out!
Woman: Okay, get out!

Man: Can I have your name?
Woman: Why? Don't you have one already?

Man: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
Woman: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.


Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together