Ain't No Shame In My Game
Lovelies,
I've got a part time evening gig driving deliveries for goPuff, and last night while dropping an order off to a house in the UD student neighborhood I overheard one girl teasing the other about doing the "walk of shame." I've always taken issue with that phrase. There's absolutely nothing wrong with finding a consenting temporary partner to get jiggy with when the urge to merge strikes, and we need to CUT IT OUT with the faux-puritanical slut shaming. So... I present for your consideration the following non-derogatory replacements for walk of shame:
The stride of pride
The slut strut
The parade of I just got laid
The nookie boogie
The nature hike through orgasm chasm
The sticky hole stroll
The moves-like-Jagger swagger
The pimp limp
❤️
I've got a part time evening gig driving deliveries for goPuff, and last night while dropping an order off to a house in the UD student neighborhood I overheard one girl teasing the other about doing the "walk of shame." I've always taken issue with that phrase. There's absolutely nothing wrong with finding a consenting temporary partner to get jiggy with when the urge to merge strikes, and we need to CUT IT OUT with the faux-puritanical slut shaming. So... I present for your consideration the following non-derogatory replacements for walk of shame:
The stride of pride
The slut strut
The parade of I just got laid
The nookie boogie
The nature hike through orgasm chasm
The sticky hole stroll
The moves-like-Jagger swagger
The pimp limp
❤️
il y a 2 ans